Christmas presents?

I got xmas duty - fuckin bargain
What did you get for christmas this year, what did you want but not get, and what did you give?
Obviously neither your wife nor your kids has managed to wrap up a life for you yet and stick it under the tree? Maybe if you ask really nicely they'll give you one for your birthday? You could do with it.
I got 2x copies of Inception
2x copies of Centurian
2x copies of Rome series 1 & 2
101 things to do in a Shed
Madmen (Series 1,2 &3)
An Apron (with "may the the folks be with you")
A small bear.
A book on being a Dad.

Next year I will just ask for Amazon or Ebay vouchers.

I will be having a second Christmas tomorrow when Lady Von Harley is off shift.
An iPad, which I'm going to return. I've already got an iPod Touch and a netbook, and a phone which needs replacing, so I'll put the £420 to better use.
New G-shock rescue with atomic clock gubbins, fallout new Vegas and red dead undead. There go my rest days.


I got a dose of AIDS from some dirty eastern-european (I forget which country) slut. The pros are the inevitable weight loss, and the chance to syringe people I don't like, the cons are the size of the tablets I have to take to get rid of it.

Thankfully I'm not black, or gay, so I can't die from AIDS.
The Town CD.
Dexter (1 thru 5) CD's
A fuck off pair of Bose Headphones.
Bubble Bath
A de-stink Stick
and the usual pants, shirt, socks and underkeks

I also got two good leather belts that came in a fancy plastic box, upon opening said fancy fukkin box I now have a fukkin slash in my finger that needs two stitches but I'm not going to emerge coz that would pussyfie me in front of the kids.

I got the wife a pair of slippers and a dildo
If she don't like the slippers she can go
fuck herself :-0
To paraphrase Ian Dury, I'd settle for another Christmas.
I got Gran Turismo 5, at last. Except, I didn't actually get it, as it hasn't arrived yet. The missus contacted Amazon weeks ago and they've agreed to ship a second copy. So I'll eventually have two.

I also got the Playstation Move Starter Pack and a pair of boxers with little snowmen on them. Great stuff, can't wait til next year. Not.

I have to say I don't really give a shit about my presents though, I've been too busy playing with the kids' Lego to give a fuck about anything else.
WW2 boxset from military channel (battle of britain, Alamein and Market Garden)
CK boxers
Jeans and tee-shirts and a few hoodies
BO spray (hidden message in there somewhere)

Best present..
1st year my son has actually realised what Xmas is, who Santa is and how to open a present properly and not play with the fucking cardboard box.

Best gift was the brand new, hand stitched balaclava.
I got a pearl necklace.

I expect the pony is still in the post because it hasn't turned up yet.


Best pressie...a new tv for my room

Pressie that lets me know I'm getting on a bit...a hot water bottle and a "slanket" (blanket with arms)

Apart from that I got a few wii games that I bought myself (sonic colours: age 3, call of duty: black ops rated 18 -it says a lot that I find the sonic game harder... ), a fcukload of chocolates, about 3 crates of leftover booze to work my way through by january 1st and a hundred odd quid which I'm going to spend in the sales!
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