Christmas presents - Thats just what I wanted!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by EX_STAB, Dec 23, 2007.

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  1. Well here's a lovely gift idea:


    The perfect Glass/Vaseline/Uranium/gun themed combo?

    Anybody top that?
  2. Is it some kind of warry double ended fluorescent dildo??? What does the Vaseline do???
  3. Whew it wasn't just my mind then :oops:

    Bugger to wrap too :roll:
  4. Funny that, I was just looking at glass dildos while googling for the above.

    I assume only 'go-ers' use em..those of a slighty..lax pocket of love.. someone with good tight muscular tension 'down there' would be prone to smashing a glass dildo wouldnt they?

    The convos in A&E would be interesting..
  5. Nuclear glass....can I have some and some glass grinding equipment for Christmas please Santa.

    And I hear these are good and almost unbreakable.
  6. msr

    msr LE


    You have some questions to answer....

    And, dishwasher safe? Who'd put one of these in with the plates?

    Blimey, there's even one for MDN:

  7. I have no questions to answer, well not many and I am allowed to say no comment. Right?
    I know I wouldnt put one in the dishwasher imagine trying to explain it to my old man when he unpacks it in the morning :omg:

    MSR that ones the mini version, im sure theres others far better for him.
  8. I wonder if they have an sa80 version?
  9. Doesnt seem to be but google brings up several R.Sigs pages from the army site.... some how that seems very apt.
  10. It beats a new pair of socks I suppose...

    but only just.