Christmas present

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  1. I wanted a blow up doll for christmas and this is what i got.

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  2. Nice crotch shot ....
     
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    Now, if Terry thought on his arrival in Heaven that his allotted 40 Virgins would look something like this beast, I'm not so sure he'd be in such a hurry to turn himself into Ionised Plasma for Mohammed...
     
  4. J248.. I'm guessing the small, tightly-packed but highly dense neutron-star in the "wedding dress", standing next to the human-dildo must have absorbed enough light to cloak-it from your vision??

    I'd cheerfully do 40 PFC Pile's two, or three at a time to avoid the beast in the dress...

    Although, there is something beguiling about it's receeding hair-line and the slightly erotic hint of a nested, extensible inner jaw with DU teeth...
     
  5. Mate's rates - you're all heart...

    Right then, best I Man Up and crack on with it..

    Can promise her this though, by the time I've finished with her, I'll have ruined her for normal men..

    (I'd like to request my L96 though for a little bit of sporty fore-play first if that's ok??).
     
  6. Least there was never any danger of her complaining about getting wads of jizz pumped all over her hair....