Christmas - please give generously this christmas

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by AT55, Dec 17, 2012.

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  1. I saw this in this week's Private Eye "Eye need" personals and thought that it needed more publicity at this time of good will to all men etc shit.

    "MILITARY FAMILY needs funds to live together. Please help. SC 56-00-41 AC 29719089"

    Come on guys and think of the little baby Jesus in a stable because his parents didn't book ahead.
  2. This one was a few lines above.Much more deserving.

    "Vulnerable transgendered female, disabled with ME (genuine) seeks financial help to stay afloat. Blessings"
  3. She's disabled with YOU?
  4. Very good.
  5. I'm having a sex appeal this Christmas. Hopefully the fine ladies of ARRSE will be kind.
  6. Send them the SSAFA address?

  7. Does the word 'gullible' mean anything to you ?
  8. Not really. It doesn't appear in any dictionary I've looked in.

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  9. Ears...ears..Well carry on there's a good chap.