Christmas Party/Ball Matchmaker Service

#1
As we enter the Christmas party/ball season, perhaps you could use this thread to find your ideal partner?

Apparently Shagane's taken (many times by all accounts). 8O
 
#2
I didn't know Pierce Bosnan is an arrse member..................

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#4
Shagane said:
To: CrapSpy

Yeah, I wish. Nobody got even as far as identifying their location, which would preferably be near Cambridge.
I thought my location was obvious? :?
 
#5
Mine will need to have:

Nice face
Tight Arse
Solvent
Likes alcohol
Likes sex
Good sense of humour (he'll need it)

Freaks, geeks, gingers and mingers need not apply :wink:
 
#7
WhiteHorse said:
Shagane said:
To: CrapSpy

Yeah, I wish. Nobody got even as far as identifying their location, which would preferably be near Cambridge.
I thought my location was obvious? :?
Yes but you can see how it would be hard to notice the location Surrey - RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR USERNAME! :wink:
 
#9
Moodybitch said:
Mine will need to have:

Nice face
Tight Arse
Solvent
Likes alcohol
Likes sex
Good sense of humour (he'll need it)

Freaks, geeks, gingers and mingers need not apply :wink:
I think I fit the bill :twisted: But why do I need a tight arrse 8O 8O 8O
 
#10
So I can break it and make you my squaddie bitch....

...failing that, a nice firm arse will do - always better than a saggy one. FFS - You really needed to ask?

Is your saggy then?
 
#11
Simple, give every one raffle tickets-one type for eligible ladies (as far as any of them can be considered to be ladies in the army anyway) and one type for eligible blokes. Then it's a simple case of a raffle draw on the night or a lucky dip.
 
#12
Moodybitch, how about

tight face,
nice arse,
abuses solvents,
into freaky sex,
can't take alcohol,
incontinent,
poorly developed sense of humour,

am I wide off the mark?
 
#13
But what about soulmates, true love and shit like that? i think that's what CrapSpy was after.

To: WhiteHorse

Yep, got the point. But you're one of the very few people.
 
#14
Shagane said:
But what about soulmates, true love and s*** like that? i think that's what CrapSpy was after.

To: WhiteHorse

Yep, got the point. But you're one of the very few people.
No it wasn't. I just thought people could track down a blind date for all those god awful parties that happen at this time of the year.
 
#15
In an ideal world....

Someone strong, someone interesting that's done something with their lives, someone striking, someone who was talent, someone intelligent , the sort of woman that strong men are forced to whistle after in the street, and other women despise heartily.

Oh curse that Wilbur Smith, that sort of woman doesn't exist :D
 
#16
ich don't think so! not with the amount of effort that it takes to explain to anyone on here what flippin gender you are.

Blind dates are a great laugh usually though, especially if you meet somebody reasonably nice and if both people have at least a vague idea of another person.
 
#17
PTP wrote:

In an ideal world....

Someone strong, someone interesting that's done something with their lives, someone striking, someone who was talent, someone intelligent , the sort of woman that strong men are forced to whistle after in the street, and other women despise heartily.

Oh curse that Wilbur Smith, that sort of woman doesn't exist .





I'm here sweetie........................ :lol:
 
#18
Poppy said:
I'm here sweetie........................
Sorry Poppy, already taken. I was just hoping to spread the love and joy that I feel at this time of year. :D
 
#19
CrapSpy said:
Poppy said:
I'm here sweetie........................
Sorry Poppy, already taken. I was just hoping to spread the love and joy that I feel at this time of year. :D
Sorry spy - guessed that - this was actually aimed at ptp
 
#20
Shagane said:
But what about soulmates, true love and s*** like that? i think that's what CrapSpy was after.

To: WhiteHorse

Yep, got the point. But you're one of the very few people.
I did have my location revealed earlier in the year but got accused of being a fen lander..............

If you know where that is your'll know my location during the working day :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
 

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