Christmas Party/Ball Matchmaker Service

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by CrapSpy, Nov 24, 2004.

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  1. As we enter the Christmas party/ball season, perhaps you could use this thread to find your ideal partner?

    Apparently Shagane's taken (many times by all accounts). 8O
  2. I didn't know Pierce Bosnan is an arrse member..................

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
  3. To: CrapSpy

    Yeah, I wish. Nobody got even as far as identifying their location, which would preferably be near Cambridge.
  4. I thought my location was obvious? :?
  5. Mine will need to have:

    Nice face
    Tight Arse
    Likes alcohol
    Likes sex
    Good sense of humour (he'll need it)

    Freaks, geeks, gingers and mingers need not apply :wink:
  6. oh, and the will have to be male!

    And not piss the bed very often (would be a bonus)
  7. Yes but you can see how it would be hard to notice the location Surrey - RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR USERNAME! :wink:
  8. I wish Poppy.
  9. I think I fit the bill :twisted: But why do I need a tight arrse 8O 8O 8O
  10. So I can break it and make you my squaddie bitch....

    ...failing that, a nice firm arse will do - always better than a saggy one. FFS - You really needed to ask?

    Is your saggy then?
  11. Simple, give every one raffle tickets-one type for eligible ladies (as far as any of them can be considered to be ladies in the army anyway) and one type for eligible blokes. Then it's a simple case of a raffle draw on the night or a lucky dip.
  12. Moodybitch, how about

    tight face,
    nice arse,
    abuses solvents,
    into freaky sex,
    can't take alcohol,
    poorly developed sense of humour,

    am I wide off the mark?
  13. But what about soulmates, true love and shit like that? i think that's what CrapSpy was after.

    To: WhiteHorse

    Yep, got the point. But you're one of the very few people.
  14. No it wasn't. I just thought people could track down a blind date for all those god awful parties that happen at this time of the year.
  15. In an ideal world....

    Someone strong, someone interesting that's done something with their lives, someone striking, someone who was talent, someone intelligent , the sort of woman that strong men are forced to whistle after in the street, and other women despise heartily.

    Oh curse that Wilbur Smith, that sort of woman doesn't exist :D