Has anyone got a works/Sqn/Regt Christmas Party tale to tell? Last year my team went to a very posh hotel. I got into trouble for throwing my food at the other tables. The management demanded I cleaned the mess !! And I thought food fighting wasn't just a squaddie thing. This year, the fat controller is taking us to the local at 2pm. He's putting his corporate card behind the bar until 7pm. There is eight of us in total. So, in five hours I'm gonna go for approx three pints an hour drinking (lager), along with the cheap champagne he buys, and any wine. The others are also plotting to kick the a r s e out of the bosses card. Anyone else any amusing/witty stories?