Christmas Number One?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by rottenjonny, Nov 11, 2008.

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  1. Rolf Harris! :p
  2. Damn! I was hoping for another stunner by the rock legend that is Cliff"warbling" Richard.
  3. I don't know about the christmas number 1 , but I can guarentee that my christmas numbr 2 will burst out of my backside and splatter the toilet lid, as it does every year.
    Still, it give the Misses something to moan about.
  4. Something by whoever wins the X Idol or whatever the fcuk Cowell is plugging at the moment.
  5. I think this was in the Viz profanisaurus - as you push yourself away from the table for your post-Christmas dinner tolly, prior to getting off your chair you state to those present "There Will Be Blood". Not in a "guess what DVD I got for Christmas" kind of way, in a much more horribe way than that... :santa:

    Edited for shoite spelling
  6. OH SH1T!!! Send for KENNY(AUST MOVIE)