Christmas Message from the Leader of HM Opposition

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
I thought nick clegg was leader of the opposition?
 
#3
Words. Labour are good at words.
 
#4
I hope he never gets to be Prime Minister. We've suffered a host of embarrassing people in my lifetime. Can you imagine Milliband having a round of Vodka shots with Putin after some summit or other (see what I did there?) :-D


I cringe just thinking about the arm wrestling defeat in the hot tub after, with Ed lit hoping his way through hith excuthes.
 
#7
RWACs Christmas Message to HM Leader of the Opposition, **** off you hypocritical ****.
 
#8
Funny use of the word and to start a sentence. Very steinbeck.

And blow your nose before you give me a Christmas message, Cock.
 
#9
Funny use of the word and to start a sentence. Very steinbeck.

And blow your nose before you give me a Christmas message, Cock.
Well done for actually opening it, personally I couldn't face doing that so early in the morning.
 
#10
Ughhhhhh you made me go to a Labour website and now I feel dirty.
 
#11
That smell of smoke must be the bearings on Kier Hardy's grave burning out.
 

Travelgall

LE
Kit Reviewer
#12
Dear Armed Forces.
Sorry we sent you off to two wars on a peacetime budget. But you see you don't vote for us unlike T'Unions or those on Welfare. So we didn't spend any of the Trillions of cash we borrowed from other people on you.

But my Dad says thanks. Backing the wrong dictator in 1939 he was thankful for you lot keeping that nasty Hitler chappie off his back. Not thankful enough to actually join as he was too busy writing what he thought Stalin wanted to hear. But nevertheless thankful the Waffen SS weren't popping round to his place in Islington/Highgate for Tea and Biccies.

Anyhow must dash. I've got to cook the Organic Nut Cutlet and Lesbian Fair Trade Collective Sprouts for our non-denominational Winter festival.

TTFN
Milly
 
#13
Dear Armed Forces.
Sorry we sent you off to two wars on a peacetime budget. But you see you don't vote for us unlike T'Unions or those on Welfare. So we didn't spend any of the Trillions of cash we borrowed from other people on you.

But my Dad says thanks. Backing the wrong dictator in 1939 he was thankful for you lot keeping that nasty Hitler chappie off his back. Not thankful enough to actually join as he was too busy writing what he thought Stalin wanted to hear. But nevertheless thankful the Waffen SS weren't popping round to his place in Islington/Highgate for Tea and Biccies.

Anyhow must dash. I've got to cook the Organic Nut Cutlet and Lesbian Fair Trade Collective Sprouts for our non-denominational Winter festival.

TTFN
Milly

This deserves much wider distribution.
 
#14
Dear Armed Forces...

But my Dad says thanks. Backing the wrong dictator in 1939 he was thankful for you lot keeping that nasty Hitler chappie off his back. Not thankful enough to actually join as he was too busy writing what he thought Stalin wanted to hear...

Milly
Are we talking about the same Dad?

Wikipedia said:
Miliband was born in Belgium, to working class Polish-Jewish immigrants, but Miliband and his father fled to Britain in 1940 to avoid persecution from the invading Nazi Germany. Learning to speak English, and enrolling at the London School of Economics, he became involved in left-wing politics, and made a personal commitment to the cause of socialism at the grave of Karl Marx.

After serving in the Royal Navy during the Second World War
, he gained British citizenship and settled in London in 1946...
 
#17
Are we talking about the same Dad?

You mean the bloke who wrote this..?

"The Englishman is a rabid nationalist. They are perhaps the most nationalist people in the world...When you hear the English talk of this war you sometimes almost want them to lose it to show them how things are. They have the greatest contempt for the continent in general and for the French in particular...England first. This slogan is taken for granted by the English people as a whole. To lose their empire would be the worst possible humiliation"
 
#20
All the knockers on this thread need to exercise some caution. You are talking about the next Prime Minister. They do keep notes on what people say about them you know. They never forget!
 

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