Christmas message from the Defence Secretary

#3
TLDR; "Great job lining my mates pockets by taking on the Olympics, and I hear you've been busy somewhere hot and sandy. However, if I could - I'd bin you all. Merry Christmas!"
 
#4
I am proud to lead such a capable team of men and women.
I hate to sound unprofessional but I’d completely missed The Right Honourable Philip Hammond MP taking up the reins at MoD. So, in theory at least, one of his men and women is not that capable.

To those of you spending Christmas away from home, you will be in our thoughts.
Please don't; it's only worth one of us being ****ing miserable.
 
#7
He did do consultancy work for the World Bank after a number of non-jobs handed to him by friends/Daddy. So you can see why he is qualified for this job. ****.
 
#8
I echo the comments above (Fally's in particular). He should leave the paternal/benevolent leader stuff to those people who have earned the necessary respect to carry it off. As an elected politician he may be in charge of the budget, but he will never be the respected leader of servicemen and women that he clearly thinks he is.
 
#9
Why do these ********* keep creeping out from the woodwork and opening their worthless gobs to spout meaningless crap just to try to make themselves look credible and sympathetic to the general public. Are they really trying to tell me that they mean it. Biggest load of bollocks I've heard for a while but typical for an MP.
 
#11
Why do these ********* keep creeping out from the woodwork and opening their worthless gobs to spout meaningless crap just to try to make themselves look credible and sympathetic to the general public. Are they really trying to tell me that they mean it. Biggest load of bollocks I've heard for a while but typical for an MP.
I know, it almost seems tongue in cheek when he goes on to list what various Brigades have been up to. I wonder who he pulled in to do that part?
 
#13
"You should be proud of what you have achieved in the last 12 months.....
"This has been another tough year in Helmand province and we should remember......
"However, we should be in no doubt about the importance of the mission......."

...and you should stop being a penis.
 

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