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Christmas greetings from a proper statesman

Good evening Arrsers

I would like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas from Cheri and Myself



Gout Man

Book Reviewer
What a pair of cunts!

Now fuck off!
To think this will have been selected as the best photo to use, i for one would not wish to view the failed ones.
Does it come with a set of darts?


That card looks wrong on so many levels. Are they actually still together, or has their relationship moved to a similar level as the Clintons? Who cares? What about his teeth?
I have to say, if I got one of those cards (it's not going to happen), then I reckon I'd have a case for the worst Christmas present ever received to post in that other thread.


The big picture:-

Which just makes it worse, really.



One sick individual and public menace, universally loathed by a nation for shafting the innocent, seen with Sir Jimmy Saville.
What sort of self important, pompous twat sends a photo of themselves as a Christmas card?.............sorry, stupid question!
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Typical. Trust the Blairs to jump on the Yank bandwagon, just to feed their own egos.......

......And they're late, Halloween was in October FFS.


Book Reviewer
The Twitter feed missed a bit:
Despite her serious efforts at colour co-ordination - red dress, red lips, red jewels
... with his red eyes ...
A photographer once told me that a natural smile lasts for about 5 seconds. Tops. If you wait to take the photo longer the result is always the same as that horror - forced, fake looking with the look of " take the bloody picture" .

Therefore the photographer truly captured the personalities of both subjects.

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