Christmas Eve excitement

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by steven seagull, Nov 24, 2010.

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  1. I remember lying with my eyes closed tight waiting for Santa to come.

    I also remember the awkward silence as he got dressed to leave.
  2. I am pissing myself, that is a belter.