A minor item on the news this morning was along the lines of, "Who would you like most to sit down with for your Christmas Dinner". The top man out was Johnny Wilkinson, but I reckon he'd be a bit boring - and I think that his selection was a touch too topical methinks. Me, I'd plump for: Winston Churchill - a soldier, a leader, an all-round bl00dy hero, the conversation would be top. Jean-Paul Sartre - presumptious French existential philosopher - just so I could give him a good shoeing when I'd finished off the brandy (probably assisted by Winston). Holly Valance - so I could finish the day off with a damn good sh*g!. So come on then, who would you sit down to Christmas dinner with? No lists of names - give the reason why.