Christmas boxes for those on ops

#1
Just been d1cked with putting together Section Xmas boxes for those on tour. Here's what I have so far!

OPERATIONS CHRISTMAS BOX

• Mince Pies
• Little Xmas decorations
• A picture of HM Queen to stand up in front of should they not be able to watch Her speech
• A small bottle of “Ribena”
• Dried fruit
• Crackers
• Xmas card
• An aide memoire to JSP 440
• Haribo
• Scampi Fries
• Pork scratchings
• Pickled onions
• Christmas socks
• Pipe and slippers

Any other ideas for the entertainment of "our boys"?
 
#4
LostBoss said:
Soiled knickers - in zip lock bag for odour retension.
Dictionary?! :p
 
#5
Porn. Don't forget the porn (or is that JSP 440?).
 
#6
Storeman Norman said:
Porn. Don't forget the porn (or is that JSP 440?).
Security is a dirty word.... :p
 
#8
g2_loony_bin said:
Just been d1cked with putting together Section Xmas boxes for those on tour. Here's what I have so far!

OPERATIONS CHRISTMAS BOX.........
Before the equal opportunities moderator steps in here, G2LB is of course refering to
"OPERATION NON-DENOMINATIONAL, SHORTEST DAY CELEBRATION BOX" which may arrive a little late
 
#9
* miniature xmas cake
* chuff chart
* fake signal extending their tour
* fake directive from CGS explaining why people in [insert their job] will not be eligible for the £2240 tax pay thingy
 
#10
subbsonic said:
g2_loony_bin said:
Just been d1cked with putting together Section Xmas boxes for those on tour. Here's what I have so far!

OPERATIONS CHRISTMAS BOX.........
Before the equal opportunities moderator steps in here, G2LB is of course refering to
"OPERATION NON-DENOMINATIONAL, SHORTEST DAY CELEBRATION BOX" which may arrive a little late
No, I think they're both CofE chaps. Not my sort of thing being a non-religious type myself.
 
#12
A Cross...to be worn on the lapel when out and about

:D:D:D
 
#13
LostBoss said:
Soiled knickers - in zip lock bag for odour retension.
Perhaps some soiled Calvin Klein's for those disposed to a bit of "mortar action"?
 
#14
LostBoss said:
Soiled knickers - in zip lock bag for odour retension.
Who would want G2's soild keks?? 8O 8O
 

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#15
subbsonic said:
LostBoss said:
Soiled knickers - in zip lock bag for odour retension.
Perhaps some soiled Calvin Klein's for those disposed to a bit of "mortar action"?
Or perhaps a small supply of 'Anusol'? I'm told that your tubes get red hot after 3 Para Mortars have been in action for a few hours...
 
#16
AF1771 said:
LostBoss said:
Soiled knickers - in zip lock bag for odour retension.
Who would want G2's soild keks?? 8O 8O
More like solid kecks after I've worn 'em!!!
 
#17
LostBoss said:
Lady_H said:
LostBoss said:
Soiled knickers - in zip lock bag for odour retension.
Dictionary?! :p
I think they'd rather have the knickers - Weirdo.
Hey, "selfish, spoilt and hysterical" I am- not to keen on the weirdo though...

Dictionaries have all sorts of spiffing words- ideal for morale boosting!?
 
#18
Lady_H said:
LostBoss said:
Lady_H said:
LostBoss said:
Soiled knickers - in zip lock bag for odour retension.
Dictionary?! :p
I think they'd rather have the knickers - Weirdo.
Hey, "selfish, spoilt and hysterical" I am- not to keen on the weirdo though...

Dictionaries have all sorts of spiffing words- ideal for morale boosting!?
Ah, you mean a Profanisaurus for squaddie types?
 
#19
Lady_H said:
LostBoss said:
Lady_H said:
LostBoss said:
Soiled knickers - in zip lock bag for odour retension.
Dictionary?! :p
I think they'd rather have the knickers - Weirdo.
Hey, "selfish, spoilt and hysterical" I am- not to keen on the weirdo though...

Dictionaries have all sorts of spiffing words- ideal for morale boosting!?
Yes like too and not to, see my bold - check your grammar before slating someone else's spelling lady.
 
#20
g2_loony_bin said:
Lady_H said:
LostBoss said:
Lady_H said:
LostBoss said:
Soiled knickers - in zip lock bag for odour retension.
Dictionary?! :p
I think they'd rather have the knickers - Weirdo.
Hey, "selfish, spoilt and hysterical" I am- not to keen on the weirdo though...

Dictionaries have all sorts of spiffing words- ideal for morale boosting!?
Ah, you mean a Profanisaurus for squaddie types?


Yeah why not- not sure where you'd get one that hasn't all been heard before though...
 

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