Christmas arguement saving device

[Ecosse]

I just told them we were thinking of heading away for Christmas and that was enough to throw the elder Fanglets into a fit. It's not as if they don't have degrees and their own homes!
Fed up with them drinking and eating me out of house and home

Quite.
'Bout time they invited YOU two?
If...they can cook summat that does not come out a stinking/ posh belt fed factory M&S container.
I suggested this to our lad who bought his own home locally 6 months ago.
The expression was priceless. He's a great cook as well.
Guess who is coming to dinner? SWMBO Roolz.
It'll be a one-pot Hungarian Goulash or summat.
Detest this Pagan fake-dated Bronze Aged fairy story effin' hoo-ha shyte with a passion.
Harrumph.

 

[Ecosse]

January perhaps?

You might be dead by then?

 

[Old Stab]

I feel your pain

Some barbed wire around the house along with this sign outside might stop them entering Fort Fang

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I've got that exact same sign on the wall of my man cave

 

[theoriginalphantom]

I feel your pain

Some barbed wire around the house along with this sign outside might stop them entering Fort Fang

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It's a merry Corbyn Christmas?

 

[Old Stab]

You might be dead by then?
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@Auld-Yin ?

 

[Ecosse]

@Auld-Yin ?

Nah. Sally Army got him booked in I heard.