Christmas approaches - what will you be getting?

#81
Is now a good time to post amateur NSFW's in loosely-themed Santa outfits from reddit girlsgonewild?
It is the only acceptable post on Christmas in October
FFS Start a nsfw amateur Halloween costume thread
 
#82
A shed - I hope

Having moved from a very big house with a Garage like a small hangar* to a very small rabbit hutch and a designated parking space** Im falling over all my Snowboarding / cycling / Hiking and off-roading related crap. A small shed in our petite garden would be a great gift


* 3 cars in plus space for a work table

**Now the neighbours wife has accepted that I can and will park there despite her complaints
I just cancelled a shed delivery. It didn’t turn up in time and was in retrospect a bit small so I will be getting a bigger shed for Christmas....

Already laid the concrete base
 
#84
Practice your stiff upper lip and @BratMedic might provide some Maker's Mark.

Bless. You haven't seen the Wicker Man, have you?
By the face of Lucre! I don't touch that stuff! Calvados for me, apples crushed between the soft, pert breasts of Normandy maids, fermented into cidre (the apple mash, not the breasts) and then distilled to a least 40% ABV.
 
#85
@LJONESY here's a clip from the 'Wicker Man' for your delectation;
 
#86
By the face of Lucre! I don't touch that stuff! Calvados for me, apples crushed between the soft, pert breasts of Normandy maids, fermented into cidre (the apple mash, not the breasts) and then distilled to a least 40% ABV.
You're not supposed to drink it! It's the choice of the condemned special guest, for marinading from the inside out.
 
#88
And here's what the policeman saw @LJONESY See... it's not so bad...
That should get him over here, but will he accept the title of 'King for a day'? for only a fool would do that, and is he that 'special' sort of adult?
 
#89
That should get him over here, but will he accept the title of 'King for a day'? for only a fool would do that, and is he that 'special' sort of adult?
Yes, I do believe he is.

Unfortunately Willow's song appears to have been removed from Youtube but is available on Pornhub instead. That's religious discrimination right there!
 
#90
That should get him over here, but will he accept the title of 'King for a day'? for only a fool would do that, and is he that 'special' sort of adult?

Gentleman, if I want to see nekid young wimmin dancing, I can just go over the hill to Laramie. Or if my current rabies vaccination is up to date the Green Door.


When one is “King” for a day does that grant you all the powers of an old dark ages monarch??? If so perhaps I could work with those parameters.........

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#94
If you think Brit zombies are polite, you see our northern neighbors, they smother you with that shit. Covered in sickly sweet maple syrup.

I don’t think our poor cousins realize what kind of regime change they will be in for......Overly polite cannibels vs a Wyomingite...

I hope they don’t mind the slew of Americanisms they will be using....
 
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