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Christmas approaches - what will you be getting?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Jip Travolta, Oct 21, 2002.

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  1. Jip Travolta

    Jip Travolta LE

    I'm going for this:

    [​IMG]
    ;D ;)
     
    Jip Travolta, Oct 21, 2002
    #1
  2. sinner

    sinner Old-Salt

    Think I'm probably going to get an anthrax jab..
     
    sinner, Oct 21, 2002
    #2
  3. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator

    Only if you volunteer for it sinner my good man.  Hmm, a complete reissue of my 1157, a priority spares turnaround, Instant technical support from outside tech units.  Oh and a new crew would be nice too
     
    GunnersQuadrant, Oct 21, 2002
    #3
  4. Jip Travolta

    Jip Travolta LE

    'Jihad Joe' might be a good one for ARRSE email attachments, no? ;D
     
    Jip Travolta, Oct 21, 2002
    #4
  5. error_unknown

    error_unknown

    I will be getting Drunk & Fat.
     
    error_unknown, Oct 21, 2002
    #5
  6. PartTimePongo

    PartTimePongo LE

    I shall be giving Mrs. PtP a Christmas Cracker to pull... ;D

    I shall also be giving her a generous portion of stuffing on a beach somewhere....possibly CYP. On the grounds that she's too pale and needs browning..

    For me, I'd just like a season of goodwill and happiness to all men, especially when we haven't got the tools and manpower to visit ill-will on anyone.

    Except Mugabe  :mad:
     
    PartTimePongo, Oct 21, 2002
    #6
  7. Line_Grunt

    Line_Grunt War Hero

    married!!
     
    Line_Grunt, Oct 21, 2002
    #7
  8. sinner

    sinner Old-Salt

    I think Cash has won this one:

    "This Christmas I shall mostly be getting hammered"
     
    sinner, Oct 21, 2002
    #8
  9. Snips

    Snips

    A boyfriend?

    If not - then hammered! ;)
     
    Snips, Oct 22, 2002
    #9
  10. Gas Gas Gas

    Gas Gas Gas LE

    I shall probably be getting fatter and trying very hard to avoid the charge of infanticide.  Especially if my wife ends up working over Christmas leaving me with the children at the in-laws.
     
    Gas Gas Gas, Oct 22, 2002
    #10
  11. Roger_that

    Roger_that

    Coming to the end of a 7 month tour, a long weekend at home is all I ask!!
     
    Roger_that, Oct 22, 2002
    #11
  12. foggy_balla

    foggy_balla LE

    Two bottles of port, one half bottle of gin, a half pound packet of dates and a hangover.  Hurrah!
     
    foggy_balla, Oct 23, 2002
    #12
  13. error_unknown

    error_unknown

    And probably a dose of the runs after those dates FB !

    Better have yourself an Ulster Fry to sort yourself out the morning after. ;D ;D
     
    error_unknown, Oct 23, 2002
    #13
  14. foggy_balla

    foggy_balla LE

    Hmmmm, soda bread, tatey bread, lard, various mystery meat products.  Can feel my arteries hardening already.  Lovely!
     
    foggy_balla, Oct 23, 2002
    #14
  16. leeanne

    leeanne War Hero

    Dont know what I'll be doing as I can never remember what I usually get up to...............
    It's not just Christmas I get sloshed, the WHOLE year is just one big p1ss up!! ;D
     
    leeanne, Oct 23, 2002
    #15
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