Christian fundamentalists. Youve gotta love em.

#2
Tazzers said:
http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/

If it wasn't for these people there would be less laughter in the world.
I recently did the Alpha Course at my unit (if I'd actually known what it was about I wouldn't have gone). It was both hilarious and frustrating but also bl00dy scary, some of the course members attempted to justify genocide as "OK if the Holy Spirit inspires you to do it"!

Nutjobs the lot of them.
 
#4
Bat_Crab said:
Tazzers said:
http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/

If it wasn't for these people there would be less laughter in the world.
I recently did the Alpha Course at my unit (if I'd actually known what it was about I wouldn't have gone). It was both hilarious and frustrating but also bl00dy scary, some of the course members attempted to justify genocide as "OK if the Holy Spirit inspires you to do it"!

Nutjobs the lot of them.
Aren't you feeling just a little bit guilty for posting that? They were really nice to you weren't they? And that's not what the course leaders were saying at all was it. Did you sit with them and eat the food they kindly offerred you? If you can't say anything nice... :oops: :twisted:
 
#5
Is this site for real? I can't believe that this isn't some joke site that's been set up for comedy value.......

Oh, right. It is :roll:

Glad it shows that there are nut jobs coming out with all sorts of twisted sh!t in the name of their chosen religion regardless of which 'god' they follow.

I'm so glad I've been saved by the wonders of Scientology :)
 
#6
I saw something on the gogglebox last night that made me chuckle. A comedian said:
If it's fair to say that there are 5 major religions in the world with their devotees all convinced that their God is the real one, then obviously they can't all be right. Now when they die they go up to Heaven and there lined up at the gates are these five different Gods, each holding a small cardboard envelope. Imagine the disappointment as they go to their chosen deity and he slowly opens his envelope to reveal the word:

BLUFF.
 
#7
quote "I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"


SURELY not! Is she taking the piss? Please someone promise me she's not that dim!! 8O
 
#9
I actually got offered to do that alpha course but didnt go when i heard how quickly they can change you, thank fcuk.
I am skeptical about a few of these comments ( well all actually ) no one can be that fcukin stupid surely? how long is it before these type of people fly two planes into a big mosque somewhere because "God" the good old chap told them too.
 
#10
Mongoose said:
That one must be a wah

hmmmm...don't know about that...the rest of them seem just as deluded!


"Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is." 8O
 
#12
bigbird67 said:
Mongoose said:
That one must be a wah

hmmmm...don't know about that...the rest of them seem just as deluded!


"Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is." 8O
Bigbird, I could make a comment here, but I'll be a gentleman and simply maintain a diplomatic silence... :D
 
#14
spraff said:
"This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go * a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon! "

I wish my parents were athiests.
Bunch of wierdos. I don't recall anything about cannabis in the bible!
 
#15
How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey
yeah, why cant I speak monkey? Doesn't seem fair.
 
#16
One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.
Brilliant! :D I bet they believe the the sun just is Satan's way of tempting us into ungodliness.

I honestly can't understand how people this thick can actually function. You'd think they'd forget to breath or something...
 
#17
Religion should be banned
"[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]

god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us. "

I will go sacrifice all the cnuts at the local nut house/church and i hope they see it as a gift
 
#18
callum13 said:
I actually got offered to do that alpha course but didnt go when i heard how quickly they can change you, thank fcuk.
I am skeptical about a few of these comments ( well all actually ) no one can be that fcukin stupid surely? how long is it before these type of people fly two planes into a big mosque somewhere because "God" the good old chap told them too.
Trust me these people are generally the scraping's from the bottom of the brain's barrel.I went onto the religious forum's on myspace to see if these people were for real or if it was just Bill Hick's taking the piss.I was amazed at what I found there!If anyone is having A bad day and feel the need to feel to vent at stupid people I can very much reccomend A quick blast.Good topics include:

The rapture
Dinosuars
Noah's Ark
Pro lifer's
Hom's
Evolution
Pysics
Carbon dating
 
#19
callum13 said:
I actually got offered to do that alpha course but didnt go when i heard how quickly they can change you, thank fcuk.
I know some people have converted having taken the course, in my case it simply re-affirmed why I am an atheist. If I had known what it was about before I went I probably wouldn't have done so.

Thoroughly nice people, but it is astonishing what blind faith can do.
 

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