Chris Vernon and me

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After a great deal  of heart searching I have come to realise that I haven't so far made a  contribution towards the war effort.
Therefore, I have somewhat sacrificially, decided that upon his return to Blighty, I will provide a warm and ample bosom for one of our fine warriors to rest and recover upon.
I realised that the demand for said bosom would be high so I put the names of all service personnel in a hat (ok I left Richie's out..there are limits) and a guy called Chris Vernon appears to be the lucky chap...someone be a lamb and inform him.
I Thank you   :wink:
 
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I think I'll send Ms. hurd my picture. i can assure you, you will be able to hear her eggs bouncing :)
 
#5
Funny how the chicks are all excited about the lads coming home isn't it?   None of us blokes give a monkeys about the 'howlers' coming back on the same plane.  Most of them will just be looking forward to a pie. :D
 
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Glad he's being taken care of  :p  
Ok..The next name out of the hat is..............
 
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That's a crap picture of him... that's his "What do you expect me to look like..I'm having a war here" image. ::)
He usually looks very smart and cute. ;D
I'm 39 for the second year running so he doesn't look old at all to me ;D
Anyhow he's out of the running apparently- he has a woman ::)
Hey ho  :p
 
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So, it would appear that the in thing is overweight, middle aged, Colnels then ladies?  Well, apparently he's gay.  So you'll have to start another thread.
 
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GAY???

Certainly not the case ............. That is just a vicious rumour started by someone that's jealous of the sexual ardour he exudes.

By one who knows! ;)
Oh my word- So sorry about this Christopher dear!  :eek:
We Don't want this thread to provide a headline on the front page of the Sun next week do we!!!  ::)
A change of direction methinks....
errmmm..nice weather for the time of year wouldn't you say?   :p
 

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