Chris Moyles

#1
The radio on the shop floor is permanently on Radio 1. Chris Moyles is currently on, I think the guy is an unfunny fat git, some people agree with me others disagree. What are your opinions?
 

Trans-sane

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#2
He is a t.wat who deserves a slow and lingering crucifiction. Although if this happy event did occur some unwashed pesants would start to worship him.
 
#3
7.62 to the head, hot poker up his jacksie, head cut off, corpse burned and sent to the bottom of the sea in a double lead lined coffin (just to make sure).

Can't be doing with the waste of rations myself.
 
#4
I think he's quite funny, when he's not ripping in to his own crew.
 
#6
I think he's great, better than fcuking Wogan or Johnny Vaughan...... The Fat Sue / Ting Tings effort this morning had me laughing out loud.

The only one I hate is that posh bint who reads the sport, anyone know the Rodney she married recently?
 
#7
He is an utter arrsehole, I find him big headed, unfunny and he totally has the face for radio. He is an embarrassment for me as a fellow Yorkshireman; in short he is a prize prick.

I particularly appreciate it when he has been the guest presenter or asked to present a prize at an awards do and his jokes and puns are about as funny as a bacon butty stall in Mecca.

His team on the otherhand are what I believe carry the show.

Breakfast radio - Old Terry Wogan, then change to Radio 1 for Jo Whiley (sorry Jeremy Kyle and his show aimed solely at the Daily Mail readers really makes me want to kill somebody......).
 
#9
I personally say bring back Mark and Lard! But Chris Moyles, I never found him funny when he was in the afternoon or once he became the "saviour". The tw@t!
 
#10
Talentless cretin, about as welcome around our place as the discovery of blood at the bottom of the toilet bowl.
 
#11
The mans about as funny as a barb wire durex and ignorant to boot. I wonder when he last saw his knob the fat shite.
 
#12
Its an age thing, anyone over 35 cannot listen to Radio One by law, they are banished to Radio 2 and Jeremy Vine.

I fcuking hate Jo Wiley with a passion, her head is firmly up her ricker and she's a MOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooose to boot - which i'd like to do, right in the chuff. I can't listen to the bint, she has a clacky, dry mouthed voice and she is a music snob - thinking that she's uber trendy because she has found new music tallent - normally shite uni guitar bands with bizzare names like - Jimmys Portacabin Handbags or whatever and raves about them as though her self important opinion counts. I fcuking hate her, she should be lined up on the ranges and used for target pratice - in your own time go on!!! Then she should have her limbs separted with a butchering tool and set on fire whilst we chuck house bricks at her.

But she's not as bad a Sarha Cox.
 
#14
Odinist_and_proud said:
I personally say bring back Mark and Lard! But Chris Moyles, I never found him funny when he was in the afternoon or once he became the "saviour". The tw@t!
Couldn't agree more.
 

Trans-sane

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
Agree with the MArk and Lard.

Sorry Cait but I disagree with your Jo Wiley. Radio is for listening to music, not for some fat git to tell everyone how funny he is. At least Jo plays music and knows what she is talking about, she is closest thing you will find to Peel on national radio.
 
#16
I find Moyles annoying sometimes I even detest him, I have on occasion switched him off. But I do keep going back.

His team can be funny at times, but I get the impression he's pulling the strings. The best DJ and team Radio 1 ever had was Chris Evans and Holly Hot Lips etc, now they were funny.

Oh and Cait I'm over 40.
 

TheIronDuke

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#17
Listening to Moyles and his crew is like being with your mates down the bar. Every so often somebody will fire off a zinger and have everyone in stitches, but mostly its just a bunch of guys cracking on. I put the radio on for music, and in my half hour journey to work, the times I have R1 on, there can be not a single choon. Just a load of old chat.

A rambling, badly dressed unshaven pie-eater who talks too much, supports a crap football team and is ocassionally amusing. In other words, a Yorkshireman.
 
#18
Have had Radio 1 on in the mornings for some years now. He has become rarely enjoyable to listen to.

Granted he has done well in terms of listening figures, but I feel this is mainly due to relying on reality tv trash (celebrity, brother, apprentice etc.) and being a utter t**t. Take away his reliance on this material and his team, then see how he does (hopefully very badly as he needs taking down a peg or two).

From what I hear, he is massively overpaid which I find even more infuriating.
Rant over. Time for a biccie and a brew I think.
 
#19
Trans-sane said:
Agree with the MArk and Lard.

Sorry Cait but I disagree with your Jo Wiley. Radio is for listening to music, not for some fat git to tell everyone how funny he is. At least Jo plays music and knows what she is talking about, she is closest thing you will find to Peel on national radio.
Have to disagree with that statement, Zane Lowe is the only DJ that has so far come close to filling the gap left by Peel. Regarding Moyles, yes he is a prize cnut.
 
#20
sundance said:
Trans-sane said:
Agree with the MArk and Lard.

Sorry Cait but I disagree with your Jo Wiley. Radio is for listening to music, not for some fat git to tell everyone how funny he is. At least Jo plays music and knows what she is talking about, she is closest thing you will find to Peel on national radio.
Have to disagree with that statement, Zane Lowe is the only DJ that has so far come close to filling the gap left by Peel. Regarding Moyles, yes he is a prize cnut.
Don't be sorry, you are entitled to your opinion (even though its trumph :D ), I still say we should round on Jo and torch her with lighter fluid then poke her unceremoniously with sticks. Thwe music she plays is bollox and why does she have to lick everyones arrse?

Moyles is tongue in cheek with all the shite about him being the saviour, he calls a spade a spade. If its just music you want, stick a CD/MP3 on instead or tune into Chav FM or Galaxy or whatever.

Cait - Official Chris Moyles Arrse Fan Club :D
 

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