chris moyles dear stanta

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  1. i have tried a various of sites for this song such as limewire, google, and youtube

    i would be grateful to any links as its driving me and 0A potty

    many thanks in advance

    :? 8O
     
  2. If you mean Santa Stan, the lyrics are:

    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
    got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window
    and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'll all be gray,
    but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
    it's not so bad

    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
    got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window
    and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'll all be gray
    but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad
    it's not so bad

    Dear Santa,
    I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
    Christmas is just around the corner and snow is fallin'
    I sent two letters back in Autumn I guess you haven't gott'em yet
    unless you did and you just haven't replied you fat lazy git
    Whatzzup man, you been out again playin' golf?
    Anywayz, what's happenin', say hi to my mate Rudolph
    I think he's a crazy reindeer as it goes
    with them silly dumb-ass antlers, man, and that crazy red nose
    Anyway forget about that, man here's my present list
    I hope I get what I want or else I'll be well (pissed)
    I want one of them scooters to ride around on
    a Kylie Minogue calendar and a goddamn Pokemon
    Hey, what about those toys from TV's Robot Wars
    that ain't difficult, you get 'em in all department stores
    Anyways, I gotta go now Santa, gotta go down the gym
    to stay trim, write back soon, this is Slim

    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
    got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window
    and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'll all be gray
    but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad
    it's not so bad

    Dear Santa, you still ain't called or wrote
    what's going on? I've been thinkin' that I've done somethin' wrong
    I wrote you already man, in fact I wrote you twice
    This year I ain't been naughty, man I been real nice<b
     
  3. I got the song if you want it
     
  4. i'm good i finally found his website thanks all
     
  5. Dear Stanta?

    Why's he writing to a trg area near Thetford?
     
  6. Chris Moyles is a fcuking cnut.
     
  7. Never a truer word, it makes me despair that his listening figures are rocketing, he's even got a book out.
    I can't stand him or his sycophantic bunch of hangers on.

    Fat useless Northern tw@
     
  8. If you want a decent Christmas song, you'd be much better off with 'Santa Claus you cnut, where's me feckin bike?' by Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson.
     
  9. With you on that,I had the misfortune to listen this fat useless tw@t the other morning,I still three days later have no idea what the cnut was on about :? :?
     
  10. Does anyone have a link from where this song can be downloaded?
     
  11. Moyles a fat usless C--t YES.....

    Richer than me? By far so who do you think is laughing the most?