chris moyles dear stanta

#1
i have tried a various of sites for this song such as limewire, google, and youtube

i would be grateful to any links as its driving me and 0A potty

many thanks in advance

:? 8O
 
#2
If you mean Santa Stan, the lyrics are:

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
it's not so bad

Dear Santa,
I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
Christmas is just around the corner and snow is fallin'
I sent two letters back in Autumn I guess you haven't gott'em yet
unless you did and you just haven't replied you fat lazy git
Whatzzup man, you been out again playin' golf?
Anywayz, what's happenin', say hi to my mate Rudolph
I think he's a crazy reindeer as it goes
with them silly dumb-ass antlers, man, and that crazy red nose
Anyway forget about that, man here's my present list
I hope I get what I want or else I'll be well (pissed)
I want one of them scooters to ride around on
a Kylie Minogue calendar and a goddamn Pokemon
Hey, what about those toys from TV's Robot Wars
that ain't difficult, you get 'em in all department stores
Anyways, I gotta go now Santa, gotta go down the gym
to stay trim, write back soon, this is Slim

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
it's not so bad

Dear Santa, you still ain't called or wrote
what's going on? I've been thinkin' that I've done somethin' wrong
I wrote you already man, in fact I wrote you twice
This year I ain't been naughty, man I been real nice<b
 
#3
surfmad said:
i have tried a various of sites for this song such as limewire, google, and youtube

i would be grateful to any links as its driving me and 0A potty

many thanks in advance

:? 8O
I got the song if you want it
 
#7
Never a truer word, it makes me despair that his listening figures are rocketing, he's even got a book out.
I can't stand him or his sycophantic bunch of hangers on.

Fat useless Northern tw@
 
#8
If you want a decent Christmas song, you'd be much better off with 'Santa Claus you cnut, where's me feckin bike?' by Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson.
 

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