Chris Martin- Cnut

#1
I am completely fed up with this over-opinionated bleeding heart liberal cnut. Not only do we have to put up with his holier than thou cr@p over African debt, but in the last week I have also heard snippets of radio news where he has been doing more "good" work:

1. A song with blind ivory tinkler Stevie Wonder at a charity bash in New York for the homeless in said city.

2. Complaining about hoody wearers being vilified by society. Himself, a self-confessed hoody wearer, said that every generation has a fashion that people object to and we shouldn't blame them for the problems in society.

Not only this, but he played at the "One Big No" anti-war concert in March 2003 and was part of Band Aid 20.

Where does this pr1ck get off?

How dare some jumped up little tw@t from leafy East Sussex preach to me about this cruel world.

I wonder how much money he donates out of Gweneth and his fortune?

I also imagine that being such a kind hearted bloke, all Coldplay CDs are free to the homeless and people in Africa. Yeah of course they are.

I consider myself to be mild mannered and open-minded but would love to ram a heafty sized guitar up this cnut arrse whilst he noshes off some aids riddled, debt infested African.

PS. Oh and his music is sooo depressing. If ever a man needed to relieve some of his pent up frustration into a w@nk sock it is this man.

Thank you for letting me get that off my chest.
 
#3
IdleAdjt said:
I am completely fed up with this over-opinionated bleeding heart liberal cnut. Not only do we have to put up with his holier than thou cr@p over African debt, but in the last week I have also heard snippets of radio news where he has been doing more "good" work:

1. A song with blind ivory tinkler Stevie Wonder at a charity bash in New York for the homeless in said city.

2. Complaining about hoody wearers being vilified by society. Himself, a self-confessed hoody wearer, said that every generation has a fashion that people object to and we shouldn't blame them for the problems in society.

Not only this, but he played at the "One Big No" anti-war concert in March 2003 and was part of Band Aid 20.

Where does this pr1ck get off?

How dare some jumped up little tw@t from leafy East Sussex preach to me about this cruel world.

I wonder how much money he donates out of Gweneth and his fortune?

I also imagine that being such a kind hearted bloke, all Coldplay CDs are free to the homeless and people in Africa. Yeah of course they are.

I consider myself to be mild mannered and open-minded but would love to ram a heafty sized guitar up this cnut arrse whilst he noshes off some aids riddled, debt infested African.

PS. Oh and his music is sooo depressing. If ever a man needed to relieve some of his pent up frustration into a w@nk sock it is this man.

Thank you for letting me get that off my chest.
Burn the fecker

FS who is he related to then?
 
#6
Just because one of his kin is in green doesn't excuse his actions. A kicking would be far to good for him. I want to see him really suffer.
 
#8
I did like the first album but like you the bloke irriates me something rotten, his wife is even worse, I saw her interviewed and what a stuck up Twat she was, she was on holiday in England and they asked her what she though of our country, and her words were "the Thames smells" I mean come on, yeah it's filth, but never ever have I wandered near the Thames thinkin "ooh that waters kicking up a bit today" dozy Cah.
 
#10
IdleAdjt said:
I am completely fed up with this over-opinionated bleeding heart liberal cnut. Not only do we have to put up with his holier than thou cr@p over African debt, but in the last week I have also heard snippets of radio news where he has been doing more "good" work:

1. A song with blind ivory tinkler Stevie Wonder at a charity bash in New York for the homeless in said city.

2. Complaining about hoody wearers being vilified by society. Himself, a self-confessed hoody wearer, said that every generation has a fashion that people object to and we shouldn't blame them for the problems in society.

Not only this, but he played at the "One Big No" anti-war concert in March 2003 and was part of Band Aid 20.

Where does this pr1ck get off?

How dare some jumped up little tw@t from leafy East Sussex preach to me about this cruel world.

I wonder how much money he donates out of Gweneth and his fortune?

I also imagine that being such a kind hearted bloke, all Coldplay CDs are free to the homeless and people in Africa. Yeah of course they are.

I consider myself to be mild mannered and open-minded but would love to ram a heafty sized guitar up this cnut arrse whilst he noshes off some aids riddled, debt infested African.

PS. Oh and his music is sooo depressing. If ever a man needed to relieve some of his pent up frustration into a w@nk sock it is this man.

Thank you for letting me get that off my chest.


i agree but could have been summed up in two words ....cock knocker!
 
#11
Wimp rock for w@nkers.

Like we all give a sh*te just coz he married an A-list celeb. These so called 'rock stars' haven't, and never will have, a fcuking clue about real life....
 
#12
Fair play, he's bought a Prius and he extensively recycles REM material from 15 years ago. I think it's good to see he's doing his bit for the environment- it might make up for the private jets he's taking around the place. Tw@t.
 
#14
^ If we do can we start with Radiohead? After all, excrucitatingly sensitive middle-class cnut Thom Yorke spells his name with an "H" for some reason.
 
#17
Halfway down page one I had to double check that I was'nt on Mil.com, Chris Martins opinion dont bother me as I don't listen to them. Peronally if I was waking up next to his missus I'd be wistling a happier tune than he is and that is my only yardstick for his cnutage
 
#18
Fcuking tree hugging pot smoking sad excuse for a musician who's music is crap and his opinions are worse. Fcuk off back to the lad of make believe and leave the real world to those live it dickhead.
 
#19
IdleA,

I believe there is a solution to this problem, if you will indulge me:

1. A song with blind ivory tinkler Stevie Wonder at a charity bash in New York for the homeless in said city.
Poke Martins eyes out to make him blind (the patronising cnut), dump him in New York at 0200hrs under some ramdom bridge and let the homeless bash the fukc out of him. For charity.

2. Complaining about hoody wearers being vilified by society. Himself, a self-confessed hoody wearer, said that every generation has a fashion that people object to and we shouldn't blame them for the problems in society.
Plasticuff the moaning buggers hands behind his back, kneecap him, and leave him on a Inner London circular bus to be 'Happy Slapped' by the youth of today.

I consider myself to be mild mannered and open-minded but would love to ram a heafty sized guitar up this cnut arrse whilst he noshes off some aids riddled, debt infested African.
I have no doubt that there are some big black men out there that would love to repay their countrys debt in kind by gang banging his arrse.....

I wonder how much money he donates out of Gweneth and his fortune?
All would be forgiven if he posted some pinky shots of Gweneth on some spurrious web site. Or release a home movie of him spocking her for good measures. For charity of course.

Its about time someone stood up to this pr!ck. Well done Adjt!
 

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