ChopGear roadtests now up... please criticise to fook, boys

Jeremy Clarkson watch out. My sexy sister Shan (please to comment) has completed so far 11 road tests of a catholic selection of cars from Ford Fiesta to BMW 7-Series.



We (Shan and me) can't wait to hear your enlightened, down-to-the-earth advice and reviews.

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How much do you want for your sister?

 

Actually, now we get around to it, my sister would like handsome, male, gentle, British passport holder person. Apply by email: mybloodycrazyredguardsister@lingscars.com

 

Will two out of four do?

 

Wasn't it Meatloaf?

"Two out of four ain't bad"?

 

Jesus Christ!............there,s two of you!!!!
Whats your sister selling........

 

Let us know when she road tests a selection of 11 catholic nuns.

 

Quick question: given that the young lady here is playing on her oriental background in writing with chinese type English grammar, would that actually make her name 'Ring' ?

 

Jiggy jiggy 10 dollar? Me No1 GI! You sister do sucky and fucky?

 

well, i'm out of the sister buying stakes.... too damn beaucoup....

 

Does she like party? Does she go boom-boom with soul brother? Go party with me and my friend for 10 dorrar?

 

I give you fifteen dollar,and i go first........Deal?

 

Soul brother too boucoup!