Choking Geordie

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Mitchthebar, Sep 13, 2010.

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    In a restaurant in Newcastle a Geordie diner was eating the fish course.

    He started to wheeze and pointed to his throat. He then slid down his chair and then on the floor gasping for breath.

    Eventually some more Geordie diners strolled across in amazement and looked down at him as he was turning blue.

    The diner again pointed to his throat and managed to gasp out the words "Fish bone"

    One Geordie then said to him "Are you chokin?"

    To which the diner managed to gasp "No mate, I'm fookin' serious"