Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by Dwarf, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. British Soldier is down to his last two rounds when he is presented with two clear targets, a taliban and Tony Blair.
    Who does he shoot first?

    The taliban of course, but why?

    Answer: He is professional....Business before Pleasure!