Choice Serbo Croat phrases required

[exXIX]

We've got a girl starting at work on Tuesday. Her CV says she's from Mostar but has been working in Belgrade. Nothing wrong with that. In fact she is quite fit.

As her manager, I wanted to greet her with some choice phrases in Serbo Croate such as "Halt Hands Up!" etc but now I'm a fat civvie and I seem to have binned my Op GRAPPLE Aide Memoire and ROE card from the good old days of UNPROFOR.

Please help me out....

 

[supermatelot]

All I know is

ja tu ta poslati u bolinitsu

Something about sending you to hospital head first.

Also

Dobra dan

Jedan dvar tri chpiri pet sedan.....numbers etc.

"Slivovitz" can bring interesting results!

 

[smartascarrots]

Pazi minje always seemed to get people's attention. Dobro sisi broke the ice as well.

 

[mick4075]

Dobra See - See (excuse spelling language Gods!)

Nice t*ts!

Dobra Goosa

Nice arrse!

 

[Purple_Flash]

Stoi! Stani ili putsam! Stop! Stand still or I shoot!

Dobra jutro. Good morning.

Ya sam vojnik SFOR. I am a SFOR soldier.

And, best of all and not in the phrase book...

Y pasa muda. The dog's bollocks (literal translation, not metaphoric)

I think those are right... hazy memories from GV and Jajce days excepted!

 

[SPR_PIEMAN]

Excuse spelling but what about..

Stani ili putsam, Britanski vornik.

I think it means "Stop or I'll shoot, British soldier."

I could be wrong though.

 

[cdn_spr]

Bolli me glava -

Blow me



Pichku Mayka (or variations thereof)

Motherf**ker, f*ck your mother

Upolem te golem
Shove it up your *ss

And if she's a croat/bosniak....

Samo sloga serbina spashava

Only unity will save the serbs.

 

[GrumbleWeed]

Yebise' is fcuk off

pichka is cnut

the sum total of my serb knowledge

 

[msr]

Yebise' is fcuk off

pichka is cnut

the sum total of my serb knowledge

The sum total of the Serbs knowledge too...

msr

 

[DigitalGeek]

Ne odjebi sa mojim kolima

Don't fcuk with my wheels!

Mi smo psecha muda

we are the dog's bollocks

Neznam nista oko nista!

I know nothing about nothing! (and thus know something)

Avionska plava

Aircraft blonde

Ne razumijem vas jezik, ja sam samo vosac!

I don't understand your language, I'm only the driver!

Reci mi picko, gdje je WC?

Tell me cnut, where's the toilets?

 

[arfah]

Dobro Puska ! If you get that far !

 

[DigitalGeek]

Hey darling, forget all that filing rubbish and sit on my knee while I fondle your ample breasts

Hej dragi , zaboraviti svi taj evidentiranje smeće pa sjediti na moj koleno dok JA dragati tvoj širok grudi

 

[DigitalGeek]

While you are doing that you can rub me off with your spare hand

Dok te biti događaj taj te moći border mene otale tvoj oskudan ruka

 

[Bailey]

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[DigitalGeek]

Pull your pants back up and pass the kleenex, by the way your sacked!

Vuča tvoj pantalona pomoćnik pa prolazna ocena određeni član vrsta papirne maramice , usput tvoj popljačkan!

That should cover the first day mate!

 

[spaz]

Dobra cici (si si)- Nice tits
Dobra Puska (pushka)- Nice pussy
Zima- Cold
Pivo-Lager
Slivovic-Sleepinaditch.

 

[MotorMan]

Pitcka ti materina (peechka tee mat-er-eena) = Your mother's cnut. (used as we use 'fuck you').

The only one apart from that that I remember using out there a lot was 'ne rasumiem' (I don't understand!).

 

[terroratthepicnic]

If you want to piss her off say - jaborti borg (ya borty borg) = god fcuks you.

Yabemti mamo e ya dado. = fcuk your mum and dad.

For a compliment say Dobra cosa = Good(nice) hair, not to be confused with Dobra coza which means nice goat.

 

[The_Phantom]

opasno mokar pod - caution wet floor.

For the health and safety minded employer

 

[happybonzo]

We've got a girl starting at work on Tuesday. Her CV says she's from Mostar but has been working in Belgrade. Nothing wrong with that. In fact she is quite fit.

As her manager, I wanted to greet her with some choice phrases in Serbo Croate such as "Halt Hands Up!" etc but now I'm a fat civvie and I seem to have binned my Op GRAPPLE Aide Memoire and ROE card from the good old days of UNPROFOR.

Please help me out....

Don't forget to keep us all posted as to how you get on