Chocolate-Covered Burglar Apprehended

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  1. Mr. Andrew Toothman broke into the IGA Food World grocery store at Neon, Kentucky and covered his nude body with chocolate and peanut butter.

    He was apprehended by officers of the Kentucky State Police.

    Mr. Toothman made self-incriminating statements. He's being held in the Letcher County Jail in lieu of $25 thousand bond.

    Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter | The Smoking Gun
  2. When I saw the words "chocolate" and burglar" juxtaposed I thought the thread would be about.. well you get the idea.
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  3. I thought this was about bum rape. Imagine my disappointment....
  4. You supply the buns......

    Jarrod will pop over with the Nutella.
  5. Maybe I am cursed with a vivid mind but reading the OP sent my mind into overdrive: Letcher County!!! Now that is asking for trouble - make me wonder if the whole population has a strong sexual desire or craving. Then the is a picture in my mind of hundreds of female residents fighting each other as they try to lick the burglar!!!!
  6. I don't think there is enough nutella in the world that would make my pasty fat hairy arse attractive.