Chloe Bruce

My Karate Instructor told me to look on youtube for Chloe Bruce, who holds the world record for the greatest number of kicks in 1 min.

Apparently she is kicking a Thai pad in this link, though I have yet to the pad:

YouTube - Chloe Bruce - Guiness Book of Records - 210 Kicks In One Minute

And here she is apparently showing a "Scorpion Kick", though that wasnt what was foremost in my mind seeing this clip:

YouTube - Chloe Bruce Scorpin Kick Tutorial

She would destroy me, and I would die happy
 
I saw my missus kick like that in the sale at Kurt Geiger.

The vicious ****.
 
good times, shes bendy

bad times, shes kill me before i finished the phrase does this smell like coloroform

chloebruce.jpg
 
My Karate Instructor told me to look on youtube for Chloe Bruce, who holds the world record for the greatest number of kicks in 1 min.

Apparently she is kicking a Thai pad in this link, though I have yet to the pad:

YouTube - Chloe Bruce - Guiness Book of Records - 210 Kicks In One Minute

And here she is apparently showing a "Scorpion Kick", though that wasnt what was foremost in my mind seeing this clip:

YouTube - Chloe Bruce Scorpin Kick Tutorial

She would destroy me, and I would die happy

BE HONEST!! Who's interested???
What is of more interest is the muscular buttoxxes in spandex and the fantasies they engendner !

Get REAL guys.
 

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Originally Posted by mrrandom
good times, shes bendy

bad times, shes kill me before i finished the phrase does this smell like coloroform

chloebruce.jpg




I've just done a sex wee.


I think she has just done a sex lake!



 
G

goatrutar

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by the time she finished with you in the morning you'd be all broken and fucked up
with the bedsheets hanging out your arse.
 
A

allgone2ratsh1t

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My Karate Instructor told me to look on youtube for Chloe Bruce, who holds the world record for the greatest number of kicks in 1 min.

Apparently she is kicking a Thai pad in this link, though I have yet to the pad:

YouTube - Chloe Bruce - Guiness Book of Records - 210 Kicks In One Minute

And here she is apparently showing a "Scorpion Kick", though that wasnt what was foremost in my mind seeing this clip:YouTube - Chloe Bruce Scorpin Kick Tutorial

She would destroy me, and I would die happy

Totally agree there. Knock my teeth out and I'd die happy just for the view. So long as she wore the skimpiest of skimpy shorts in the process
 
How long before that starts appearing as a .gif in various ARRSErs signature blocks?

...with a superimposed Ron Jeremy/monkey/dwarf/MDN.
 
depends how long will it take you to knock up a gif like that
 
depends how long will it take you to knock up a gif like that

unfortunately, I have the IT capacity of a brick with Down's Syndrome...

I'll have to wait until someone lese does the drty work, then steal it.
 
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