Chloe Bruce

#1
My Karate Instructor told me to look on youtube for Chloe Bruce, who holds the world record for the greatest number of kicks in 1 min.

Apparently she is kicking a Thai pad in this link, though I have yet to the pad:

YouTube - Chloe Bruce - Guiness Book of Records - 210 Kicks In One Minute

And here she is apparently showing a "Scorpion Kick", though that wasnt what was foremost in my mind seeing this clip:

YouTube - Chloe Bruce Scorpin Kick Tutorial

She would destroy me, and I would die happy
 
#2
I saw my missus kick like that in the sale at Kurt Geiger.

The vicious cunt.
 
#3
good times, shes bendy

bad times, shes kill me before i finished the phrase does this smell like coloroform

 
#5
My Karate Instructor told me to look on youtube for Chloe Bruce, who holds the world record for the greatest number of kicks in 1 min.

Apparently she is kicking a Thai pad in this link, though I have yet to the pad:

YouTube - Chloe Bruce - Guiness Book of Records - 210 Kicks In One Minute

And here she is apparently showing a "Scorpion Kick", though that wasnt what was foremost in my mind seeing this clip:

YouTube - Chloe Bruce Scorpin Kick Tutorial

She would destroy me, and I would die happy
BE HONEST!! Who's interested???
What is of more interest is the muscular buttoxxes in spandex and the fantasies they engendner !

Get REAL guys.
 
#11
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Originally Posted by mrrandom

good times, shes bendy

bad times, shes kill me before i finished the phrase does this smell like coloroform





I've just done a sex wee.

I think she has just done a sex lake!



 
G

goatrutar

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#13
by the time she finished with you in the morning you'd be all broken and fucked up
with the bedsheets hanging out your arse.
 
A

allgone2ratsh1t

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#15
My Karate Instructor told me to look on youtube for Chloe Bruce, who holds the world record for the greatest number of kicks in 1 min.

Apparently she is kicking a Thai pad in this link, though I have yet to the pad:

YouTube - Chloe Bruce - Guiness Book of Records - 210 Kicks In One Minute

And here she is apparently showing a "Scorpion Kick", though that wasnt what was foremost in my mind seeing this clip:YouTube - Chloe Bruce Scorpin Kick Tutorial

She would destroy me, and I would die happy
Totally agree there. Knock my teeth out and I'd die happy just for the view. So long as she wore the skimpiest of skimpy shorts in the process
 
#16
How long before that starts appearing as a .gif in various ARRSErs signature blocks?

...with a superimposed Ron Jeremy/monkey/dwarf/MDN.
 
#17
depends how long will it take you to knock up a gif like that
 
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