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Chink birds?

Do chink birds do it for you?

  • Hell yes!

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  • No, nope, not ever, non

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  • In the interest of PC, do you prefer asian guys?

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Im currently chatting this rather lovely chinese exchange student up (evil fcuker me), and im just wondering who else has a thing for those of the asian persuasion.
I do. They are the kinkiest birds anyone can ever bed. They can suck a mean dick, are not averse to experimentation, will do absolutely anything just to please you and they have also been known to be open to threesomes with the least amount of persuasion.

Did I mention they can suck a mean dick?
Yep, I know what you mean. Japanese, chinese but especially Korean definitely do it on loads of levels but could ultimately be no more than a protected shag for me. Having children with them is not an option. I had a black OC once. He married and had children with a Chinese woman. It was a perfect 50:50 split. Some of their hair (the chinese bit) was very manageable but was interspersed with hefty tufts of Dad's version. Judging by the look of them they had long given up any further attempts at combing it and whenever he brought them into work they just sat silently in his office looking two minutes short of a suicide attempt. Adults can be selfish c#nts sometimes.. 'I love you darling'. 'I love you too.... 'Shall we make a freak tonight?' 'Definitely'

edited loads of times trying to get the uncensored version of 'c#nts' past the filter. How is it done? :)
All I have to add to this debate is :cyclopsani:

(care of Full Metal Jacket)

They look like they could suck the chrome of a trailer hitch and

No.1 Sucky-fukcy!


I would do her before I whipped out my dick for her cousin of the caucasian persuasion. Notice the lack of love handles and other fatty tissues. She is not fat. Just big boned. Compare to this.


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