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Chinese virgin

A chinese couple get married. She is a virgin and truth be told, he is not all that experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.

"My darring" he says "I know dis yo firss time and you berry berry flighten, I plomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting, anyting you wan. Whatchou wan?" He tried to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress her.

She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan to tly someting I heard about, iss ah numbah 69"

In a puzzled tone he queries, "You wan ... chicken wiff brocorri?"

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