Chinese thread shite

#3
Wuudie!!!

You een Embra No?? Yo get wong end o le stick!!!

Borrocks to you!!
 
#4
Before this thread diglesses...

I take the piish only because;

I have velly velly close flends from the "Oriental" community.

I speak Japanese and can fwuentwy emballass myself in Cantonese as well.

They can't drink worth toffee by the way, they lack an enzyme appallently.

As Master Po said " Gofukk yoosell lound eye!!"
 
#6
saladin said:
I heard a retired "very senior" officer say something very similar - and he meant it.....
He may have meant it, but did they? Boom tish!!

Sorry S'alah'din.. :D
 
#7
jarrod248 said:
See it's not just me that thinks this and almost all chinese takeaways close one weekday and it's the same one - check your menu's. I reckon it's for training/drill and learning how to poison people with MSG.
Sorry Jarrod but "Wahn day off only!!" means they onny get wan day off.

This sound wike Manday, soo Manday off!!!

Not only Mandy, the lassie behind the counter that is "aww fay" (as the frogs say) with the local vernacular, but we aw off on Manday!!!

No time faw AyKays!! Too beezy Mah Jong!!!
 
#9
Cheers Man een da Stweet!!!

Dat soa had toby dunn!!! Doaz owd Joaks ahh fakkn pwice-wess!

Hoape yu noa step een dog dwoppings!! If do, pweez send bakk, hmmm.. bakk weggs ova cookd, no wunda feh off!!

Doaz bakk weggs foa my dinna!! Fah betta dan peegs twottahs I ashoo yu!!!

Eef noa find - no wa-wee, I go Baaga-King!!

Gawd bwess!!
 
#10
Sparky2339 said:
Before this thread diglesses...

I take the piish only because;

I have velly velly close flends from the "Oriental" community.

I speak Japanese and can fwuentwy emballass myself in Cantonese as well.

They can't drink worth toffee by the way, they lack an enzyme appallently.

As Master Po said " Gofukk yoosell lound eye!!"
So welly tlue! I went to an international school where the majority of pupils were Oriental and on a field trip some of them were doing Heineken shots. When we managed to get served in town they'd be shitfaced after one 500ml glass of beer.
 
#11
maguire said:
that'll never pan out. it's not even worth giving it a shot.
I see what you did there!!

Nice :D

The Chinese Elvis was wobbed at the Wowld Champ wihonn chips!!

Weetaan to Senda!!!

Bwuu Swayed Choos!!

Lock n Loll Baby!!!!!!
 
#12
cupoftea said:
Bit off topic but can you recommend some old-skool Japanese or Chinese pop music on youtube? The fustier the better, and with plenty of those wicked minor keys if Japanese :D As I recall you've proffered some of that stuff before in the past, and I fancy taking a trip down memoly rane.
Sorry Cup of Cha!!

Poor Comms here at times, will try sending this again (type, type,type..)

Sakamoto Kyu (9th Sakamoto child) great male 70's singer, revered in Japan.

Lots of songs on Ya-Tube!! (Jock in joke there) but his most famous in the West is "Ue O Muite Ariku" better known as "Sukiyaki" here. it knocked lesley gore's "It's my party" off the No. 1 spot in 1963 I think?..

Ishida Ayumi is great too, brilliant 70's female singer..

This needs a separate thread TBH...

Hope this sends this time....
 
#13
Sparky2339 said:
cupoftea said:
Bit off topic but can you recommend some old-skool Japanese or Chinese pop music on youtube? The fustier the better, and with plenty of those wicked minor keys if Japanese :D As I recall you've proffered some of that stuff before in the past, and I fancy taking a trip down memoly rane.
Sorry Cup of Cha!!

Poor Comms here at times, will try sending this again (type, type,type..)

Sakamoto Kyu (9th Sakamoto child) great male 70's singer, revered in Japan.

Lots of songs on Ya-Tube!! (Jock in joke there) but his most famous in the West is "Ue O Muite Ariku" better known as "Sukiyaki" here. it knocked lesley gore's "It's my party" off the No. 1 spot in 1963 I think?..

Ishida Ayumi is great too, brilliant 70's female singer..

This needs a separate thread TBH...

Hope this sends this time....
Thanks Sparky. I know the Sukiyaki one, egad I think its been in about 250 Chinese themed commercials since it came out! Good idea about the thread. I think I'll do that when I can be arsed unless you beat me to it.
 

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