After no dates or sex for 5 yrs a woman goes to see a chinese sex therapist. Dr Chang. He says Take off all your clothes and get down and craw reery, reery fas to other side of room. She does that. Now craw reery, reery fas back. As she did Dr Chang shook is head. Yr problem vewy vewy bad you have worse case of Ed Zachery disease ive ever see, dat why you get no date or sex. Woman says "oh my god" whats Ed Zachery disease. Dr says its when your face looks Ed Zachery like your arse.