A Russian official woke President Putin one morning saying'' Sir, I'm sorry to wake you, but there are two very important items of news which you will have to know about. one of them is good and one bad. which one do you want to hear first?'Putin said' I'd better hear the bad news first.'The official said, Sir, the Chinese have landed on the moon.' Putin said''God thats awful', what's the good news? ALL OF THEM'' said the official.