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China's PR Problem


Kit Reviewer
Bubbled by the Aussies for Spying, Baby down a drainpipe, Graffiti on Egyptian monuments, Dumping Solar Panels. Could be a concerted Gweilo plot of course, but suspect the Peoples Republic Bloggers and Chinese Nationalists will be busy with PR Puff pieces in the next few days.


Book Reviewer
Nah, see, what the Chinese want in this situation is...

1) A PR company who does not give a rats arse if it gets shit from deadbeats for supporting the unsupportable.
2) A PR company who could actually shine a turd then get half a million deadbeats to 'Like' the move on FB.
3) A PR company who cost a ****ing fortune but nobody is entirely sure what they do.
4) Chips with the lemon chicken and another bottle of white for the bird.

If anyone knows of such a PR company, please PM the Chinese. It's not rocket science.

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