Chimps with responsibility

#1
I have finally lost the will to live.
Today- i went along to a usually good motor factors as i needed to change the belts on my car.
I was greeted by a take-away sort of chap who resembled a capuchin monkey. He was small and smelt of wee- his name was ramit.
Anyway- After trying to explain to the retarded gibbon behind the 'help' desk what i needed, he came back brandishing a large hammer and a wrench. I'm thinking at this point of using the hammer to nail the tw@ to the door.
After using my established international language technique of talking loudly to the moron, i managed to get the manager to attend as he was becoming rather frightened that i was going to kill him.
I got a belt and was escorted from the premesis saying that i should be more patient.

MORE BLOODY PATIENT- is it my fault that i am living in my own bloody country and need someone who understands the local lingo to help when i have a technical question for answering? i think not.
I am fed up with dealing with realtime live indian call centres who have no clue about the job they are doing.
I think it is time to leave london.
I am obviously too impatient!
is it just me?
 
#2
No, it's not just you! You might want to try moving to East Yorkshire, where most people have some sort of idea what's going on! Although avoid Hull unless you have a particular fondness for Kosovan asylum seekers.
 
#3
couldnt agree more thats why iam leaving on 18th july!
get out now before its to late... oops fcuk it already is :evil:
 
#4
leaving ? why where are you going ?? is yorkshire that bad? im looking at moving to north yorkshire and settling down, is the country of my birth gone to the dogs?
 
#5
i ment to say that iam leaving london. :oops:
iam sure yorkshire is great. :wink:
 
#6
Yep i left blighty earlier this year, and moved to NZ , best moved i made, even though they are forgieners they can still unbderstand you and visa versa. Even all the Japs down here get made to speak English to a resaonable standard. Its great!!
 
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