Chilli Special.

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Monty417, May 18, 2012.

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  1. A guy asks for the hot chili special. The waitress says, "The guy next to you had the last bowl."

    So, he looks at the menu again, but then he sees that the guy next to him seems to have finished, but the chilli bowl is still full. He says, "Aren't you going to eat that?"

    The other guy says, "Not feeling like it."....Oh, do you mind if I have it?"...."Nah You can have it."

    So he thanks him, takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, he sees the remains of a dead mouse in it and he pukes it all back into the bowl.

    The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."