[qoute="snothead]Kind of need advice, 999 is my next option.
I broke up some very hot chillis for my stir-fry with my hands.
I went to strangle the snake and now my dangly bits are burning like hell.
Any soothing tips or do I just ride out the storm?
It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad[/quote]
[quote="Sparky2339"]If you're Int Corps by the way, I suggest a change of career....
Phone the cook house and explain the situation, and ask for their help.
They will be able to do nothing for you, but you will brighten their day

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As a former fitter/turner, it deffo brightened up my day HAHAHAHA

In future, leave the technical stuff to the professionals