Childrens Nursery Rhymes

Hey diddle diddle the cat had a fiddle
the cow burnt up on re-ntry

Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman what have you got there?

Pies! you thick cu#t
 
.......she was going to give it to MDN
A welshman who would f*ck it! :D
 
not Welsh
 
:-X :-[

Mirror Mirror on the Wall
who is the most handsome Signaller of them all
Why You are donut with out a doubt

Thankyou Mirror..........Roger Out
 

Muttley

War Hero
  Jack and jill went up the hill
  So jack could lick Jills fanny

  Jack came down with a great big frown
  When he found out, Jill was a Tranny
 
Old mother hubbord
went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor doggy a bone
when she bent over
Up jumped rover
and slipped her a bone of his own
 
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children....
her uterus fell out.
 

8esar

Old-Salt
Mirror mirror on the wall,
Who's the most handsom signaller of them all,
8e's the mirror yells with glee,
donut is ugly and smells of wee!
 
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kingsmen
said, 'Fu@k Him hes only an egg'
 
I thinks things are about to get rude
groundie is vulgar and crude
I have visions of lipstick
impaled on my dipstick
while fluting ORG,s flesh tube
 
this time you get it for real
rogered until you squeal
Ill take up your invite
and roar up your brown pipe
while groundie gives you a meat meal
 
lay on your front or your back
we'll be sunk both ends to our sacks
as goodgirl lipstick
is impaled on two dicks
crying 'Donut roar up my crack'
 
Lippy old dear
I don't think you're a bag,
Come on round 'ere
if ya fancy a shag!

MDN wears frocks
he doesn't wear socks
he used to be in the AAC
where the groundies sucked Aircrew c*cks!  

There's too many poofs in the Army
and we'd far rather they were not
so lets round up the little arrse bandits
and take them outside to be shot!

I like lezzers
lezzers like me
I'm gonna get a lezzer
to convert....... hee, hee, hee!

Classics!  (well it is Sunday morning!) ;D
 

Bravo2sugars

Old-Salt
Roses are red, violets are blue,
And I think of you when I go for a poo.
 

8esar

Old-Salt
there was a young lady from Hitchin
Who was scratching her cu*t in the kitchen,
Her mother said rose, its crabs i suppose,
She said yes and the buggers are itchin

There was a young lady in france,
who got on a bus in a trance,
everyone f*cked her, except the conductor
and he came twice in his parnts ;D
 
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