Childrens Nursery Rhymes

#1
Hey diddle diddle the cat had a fiddle
the cow burnt up on re-ntry

Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman what have you got there?

Pies! you thick cu#t
 
#4
not Welsh
 
#6
:-X :-[

Mirror Mirror on the Wall
who is the most handsome Signaller of them all
Why You are donut with out a doubt

Thankyou Mirror..........Roger Out
 
#7
  Jack and jill went up the hill
  So jack could lick Jills fanny

  Jack came down with a great big frown
  When he found out, Jill was a Tranny
 
#8
Old mother hubbord
went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor doggy a bone
when she bent over
Up jumped rover
and slipped her a bone of his own
 
#11
Mirror mirror on the wall,
Who's the most handsom signaller of them all,
8e's the mirror yells with glee,
donut is ugly and smells of wee!
 
#12
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kingsmen
said, 'Fu@k Him hes only an egg'
 
#14
I thinks things are about to get rude
groundie is vulgar and crude
I have visions of lipstick
impaled on my dipstick
while fluting ORG,s flesh tube
 
#16
this time you get it for real
rogered until you squeal
Ill take up your invite
and roar up your brown pipe
while groundie gives you a meat meal
 
#17
lay on your front or your back
we'll be sunk both ends to our sacks
as goodgirl lipstick
is impaled on two dicks
crying 'Donut roar up my crack'
 
#18
Lippy old dear
I don't think you're a bag,
Come on round 'ere
if ya fancy a shag!

MDN wears frocks
he doesn't wear socks
he used to be in the AAC
where the groundies sucked Aircrew c*cks!  

There's too many poofs in the Army
and we'd far rather they were not
so lets round up the little arrse bandits
and take them outside to be shot!

I like lezzers
lezzers like me
I'm gonna get a lezzer
to convert....... hee, hee, hee!

Classics!  (well it is Sunday morning!) ;D
 
#20
there was a young lady from Hitchin
Who was scratching her cu*t in the kitchen,
Her mother said rose, its crabs i suppose,
She said yes and the buggers are itchin

There was a young lady in france,
who got on a bus in a trance,
everyone f*cked her, except the conductor
and he came twice in his parnts ;D
 

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