Childrens Nursery Rhymes

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  1. Hey diddle diddle the cat had a fiddle
    the cow burnt up on re-ntry

    Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair
    Said Simple Simon to the Pieman what have you got there?

    Pies! you thick cu#t
     
  2. Mary had a little lamb, she kept it in a bucket--------------------any suggetions?
     
  3. .......she was going to give it to MDN
    A welshman who would f*ck it! :D
     
  4. but you fuck sheep though! baaaaaaaaaa :D
     
  5. :-X :-[

    Mirror Mirror on the Wall
    who is the most handsome Signaller of them all
    Why You are donut with out a doubt

    Thankyou Mirror..........Roger Out
     
  6.   Jack and jill went up the hill
      So jack could lick Jills fanny

      Jack came down with a great big frown
      When he found out, Jill was a Tranny
     
  7. Old mother hubbord
    went to the cupboard
    to fetch her poor doggy a bone
    when she bent over
    Up jumped rover
    and slipped her a bone of his own
     
  8. There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
    She had so many children....
    her uterus fell out.
     
  9. Mirror mirror on the wall,
    Who's the most handsom signaller of them all,
    8e's the mirror yells with glee,
    donut is ugly and smells of wee!
     
  10. Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
    Humpty dumpty had a great fall
    All the kings horses and all the kingsmen
    said, 'Fu@k Him hes only an egg'
     
  11. Lipsick is sitting there free
    Wondering what it’s like with three
    She’s giving the toast
    To the upcoming spitroast
    With MDN , Lippy and me
     
  12. I thinks things are about to get rude
    groundie is vulgar and crude
    I have visions of lipstick
    impaled on my dipstick
    while fluting ORG,s flesh tube
     
  13. We know and have always have known
    that you were the girl that backed down
    if 3 you can not
    then best we get shot
    because you aren't the girl we renown