Childrens Minister endangers his own children

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  1. Ed Balls was cought useing his mobile phone while driving with his kids in the car last Sunday and fined £60, He did not use the hands-free phone as he did not want to wake them, so he put their lives in danger instead, what a Dickhead, and this is the Minister for Children
  2. And the kids.
  3. Kill his ugly, smug, holier than thou, patronising cnut of a wife.
  4. " I 100% support the law on Mobile phones,Its there to protect the safety of all driver,passengers,and pedestrians" but not your kids Ed
  5. How exactly is he putting his kids' lives in danger?
  6. By using the phone whilst driving.
    He may as well have been doing lines off the passenger side floor.
  7. By driving whilst on the phone of course.
    Had you not noticed it is a crime on a par with genocide these days? :)
  8. My apologies. Hadn't realised the offence had been upgraded - although in mitigation I have been distracted by the recent campaign to make military smoking a reportable offence.
  9. I have it on reliable authority that the death penalty is going to be re-introduced for smoking in a public place.
    I also heard that Gordon is going to create re-education camps on the Falklands to house anybody who votes Conservative in May, those who vote BNP are going to be put on mine clearance work using only a sledgehammer.
  10. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    He was trying to mix a double G+T at the time.
  11. They do tend to struggle more when awake.
  12. He's innocent of course, stitched up by the tory voting police, Daily mail etc.
    Did i say he was innocent? what of being part of the gang that has fecked this country up to almost beyond repair? No he is guilty of that.
  13. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Balls is a cnut, parachuted into his seat (along with the Mrs) for being long term slaves/toadies to Cyclops. Any excuse to give this man a shoeing I say :D
  14. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Slowly very slowly, at least until the vinegar strokes!