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Children in Need

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TheSnake

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Ok, sat eating my dinner, and flicked over to Children in Need...

Dragons Den :

Loads of kids with weird and wacky ideas...houses for hamsters etc.
Then a 9 year old ginwar lad comes up the stairs. Full blown on 100% billy no mates 'I need 5k tp promote my "Friends for Loneliness' "...
Tap dancing as well for effect ffs !!
OK, he convinces the Dragons to give him the dosh.
And......cut to the live studio. ...
His Maj, Tel, and the kinda good looking bint introduce him and the dragons, and ask him to bring his team onto the stage.....enter 20 youngsters.
8 out of the 10 youths that walk on the stage are bleeding carrot tops !!!
I'm sure he was ganged up on by the older Gwars.

Can it get worse?
 
I spotted the scouser brat with massive burn scars:
"Sometimes people stare at me scars!"

No, people are watching you in case you make off with their hubcaps you theiving scouse git!
 

dryroasted

Old-Salt
Glesga_short_bloke said:
I spotted the scouser brat with massive burn scars:
"Sometimes people stare at me scars!"

No, people are watching you in case you make off with their hubcaps you theiving scouse git!

I am offended.
 

chrisg46

LE
Book Reviewer
Not outraged?
 
dryroasted said:
Glesga_short_bloke said:
I spotted the scouser brat with massive burn scars:
"Sometimes people stare at me scars!"

No, people are watching you in case you make off with their hubcaps you theiving scouse git!

I am offended.

didn't deny it tho :p
 
T

TheSnake

Guest
talking about mickey mousers....

Annie Lennox is filling out nicely.
Ok she's not a scouser, but closer to liverpool then london !!

Still give her a decent portion.
 
But how about Fiona Bruce and those legs!!!

Watching the news will never be the same again!!
 
Blazing_spanners said:
But how about Fiona Bruce and those legs!!!

Watching the news will never be the same again!!

Angela Rippon had the same effect on me... but I'm showing my age now. 8O
 

SlimeyToad

War Hero
Sheepkiller said:
That Fern Cottonball really gets up my nose, the tart is everywhere. Her pronunciation and accent are horrible!

Still empty my mags in her ricker though
 

inferno666

Old-Salt
I remeber an episode of Haryy Enfield with the old gits, "Children in need...can stay in bloody need!"

:p
 
Children in Need!!! What are they in need of?


I'll fecking tell ya....

a decent education, and a wallop round the ear when they misbehave, they need all their fecking playstations to be binned, they need to get back into school uniforms so that they cant pick on kids who aren't trendy enough, they need to learn to give respect before whining about being "legitimate young people with an opinion too", they need to learn how to speak english instead of talking like a fecking SMS MSSGE SNT ON A FKING FONE INNIT!!...

They need to be sent out working in coalmines and up chimneys again, they need to be prepared to let uncle give them a nice...... er oh lost the thread abit there oops sorry!!
 

comedy dave

War Hero
I feel rather ill when Children in Need rears its ugly head again.

Switched straight over.

Also as an avid Radio 2 listener its spoiled by those damned pledge/request format shows. Even Jeremy Vine was at it! Damn his eyes, damn his duck pond.
 
wouldn't be so bad if any of the auction items were actually in range of 'normal' peoples' pockets! Why do loaded people want to pledge £10,000 to pick fleas off 'celebs'?
 

Trick

War Hero
Pudsy has had that patch on his eye for how long now?
There's clearly nothing wrong with it. Just trying to get sympathy. Cnut.
 

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