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Children in Need?

  • I love it, all the celebs look great! They are soooo nice. But then I AM very fluffy anyway.

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  • PLEASE SHOW THOSE TWO CRETINS AND THE DWARVES!!!!

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#1
Look, I know its for the kids and all that. And, YES, I have given money, but, does anyone else find it TERMINALLY boring?

Frankly, seeing a load of celebs and luvvies, telling each other how fcuking nice they are, is a total nause.

Thank fu ck I have a bottle of rum beside me, and the CD player going, otherwise, I would be stabbing my eyes with a red hot, and razor sharp, dessert fork.

Now watching Peter Andre and Jordan being disembowelled by a bunch of dwarves, dressed as Traffic Wardens or Pudsey Bears, with plastic scissors, would enliven an otherwise tedious, nauseating and dull evening. I'D DEFO PAY TO SEE THAT!!!!
 
#2
Well, I wouldn't mind seeing Natasha Kaplinsky getting it on with the other two newsreaders if that's possible...........................................
 
#3
I was only watching it for Quo. now I don't have the energy to change channels. Its drained my will to move
 
#4
Mr_Creosote said:
Well, I wouldn't mind seeing Natasha Kaplinsky getting it on with the other two newsreaders if that's possible...........................................
Yes, what is it with her and those stilleto's that make me reach for a box of tissues each time! :D
 
#5
Sophie Howard needs to be banged like a shite house door in a Force 9 by moi!
 
#6
the_matelot said:
Sophie Howard needs to be banged like a shite house door in a Force 9 by moi!
She probably will be, but not by either of us, unfortunately!
 
#7
rebel_with_a_cause said:
the_matelot said:
Sophie Howard needs to be banged like a shite house door in a Force 9 by moi!
She probably will be, but not by either of us, unfortunately!
Speak for yourself-I've got ambition!!!!! :D
 
#8
Of course, Sophie, if you're reading this, I didn't mean to get your surname wrong-I meant Raworth :oops:
 
#9
I think its great.

Lots of totty with the added bonus of clips of mong kids every 10 minutes in between.

Just seen some window licker painting his face with a mouth wand.


Quality! :) :)
 
#10
The Lord Flasheart said:
I think its great.

Lots of totty with the added bonus of clips of mong kids every 10 minutes in between.

Just seen some window licker painting his face with a mouth wand.


Quality! :) :)
I agree Flash, A shot of Fern Cotton then cut to a wheelchair roller disco. Brilliant telly. :D

LT.
 
#11
I'd have pledged a fiver for a shot of Ferns cotton gusset as she bent over and blew Terry to completion.
Still, theres always next year........
 
#12
I phoned up and pledged a grand if Natasha Kaplinski would anally fist herself. The phone went dead shortly after for some reason.
 
#13
The Lord Flasheart said:
I phoned up and pledged a grand if Natasha Kaplinski would anally fist herself. The phone went dead shortly after for some reason.
Talk about being an uncharitable b1tch....
 

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#14
Mr_Creosote said:
Well, I wouldn't mind seeing Natasha Kaplinsky getting it on with the other two newsreaders if that's possible...........................................
I'd pay good money to see that.
 
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