Children = A Christmas Problem

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by scrofula, Dec 25, 2008.

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  1. Eat them or beat them? Mine think the oven is on for the turkey
     
  2. Learn more from a new book release - Childcare and parenting by Joseph fritzel
     
  3. Love them and enjoy them.

    Mine are older now and they won't get up. I'm up and ready, tables laid, turkeys ready to go in the oven but I'm all on my own downstairs getting excited. Think I'll probably have to wait for a few more hours before they'll surface :rendeer: . wouldn't be so bad but I've got to go to work this afternoon so they've said we'll open the pressies this evening - don't they know I can't wait that long????

    oh, to have little ones back.
     


  4. 30 mins per pound @ 180 degrees C plus 30 mins for good luck......................... and don't forget to baste regularly!
     
  5. Thanks for the tip about basting. I was just going to shove em in and wait for the missus to wake up for advice.
     
  6. Or use a condom.Problem solved.