How does a 'no fat dominatrix' sign help? That is a silhouette of a fat woman with a whip, no?
Anyway - if you have seen the film Flight Of The Intruder you might remember the scene where Grafton, Cole, Box, etc have liberty in the Philippines, and there was sort sort of 'carrier landing' game where hopefuls try to catch the wire or else they get thrown in water (allegedly based on a real thing)? Maybe you could move on to that in a few years.
Lloyd loom chair ( child's for the use of)
I used to have one as a sprog.
That's the badger for a seat.
As an aside I'm quite envious of a plane mad son.
I have 3 toys (and another 10 I could fly if I asked nicely and put the fuel in,) and three daughters that as yet despite flying the eldest two since they were four years old, show not the slightest interest in becoming aviatorixes.
I’m going to give them another go this summer and if still no interest I may have to thin the toy stable out and build the mehimsahib an extension....
Ravers, when you inevitably build your own 'grownup' version with a go-kart engine for dogfighting while shouting "dakkadakkadakka!" and ambushing the pheasants, is there any scope for using a paintball gun as the main armament?
The big ammunition hopper could probably be disguised as the drum in a Lewis gun. Now I think of it, this has definite potential for stag dos.