Chief Chip in Distress.

#1
Just got off the SATPHONE to Chief Chip.

He's in tatters, literally. Urgently in need of Wart cream and Head and Shoulders. He can't get it through
the system as he would be downgraded due to his proximity to fresh rations.

So rather than create a storm in a tray of beans, can we just send him some medication?

Red Cross parcels to,

The Chief Chip,
The Cookhouse,
FOB Bastion,
Kandahar,
Afghanistan.


Strength in Unity.
Cheers, Jake.
 
#3
Just got off the SATPHONE to Chief Chip.

He's in tatters, literally. Urgently in need of Wart cream and Head and Shoulders. He can't get it through
the system as he would be downgraded due to his proximity to fresh rations.

So rather than create a storm in a tray of beans, can we just send him some medication?

Red Cross parcels to,

The Chief Chip,
The Cookhouse,
FOB Bastion,
Kandahar,
Afghanistan.


Strength in Unity.
Cheers, Jake.
Stop being a cunt. I'll get a big boy to nack you tomorrow.
 
#5
Do you want me to knock him up some 'Special' skin lotion and whack it in the post to him? :)
Sounds like a plan, mate. His self esteem is a bit low at the moment, so drop him a note in the box as well, something like, ''To a brave warrior, from the grateful British Public.''

You make me proud.
 

the_boy_syrup

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#6
Fuck that let the manky cunt fester.
Glad its not my rations he's handling.
 
#9
Sounds like a plan, mate. His self esteem is a bit low at the moment, so drop him a note in the box as well, something like, ''To a brave warrior, from the grateful British Public.''

You make me proud.
Can I write it in my own shite for that personal touch?
 
#12
You make sandbags more boring than they already were :)
Sandbags ain't boring, you just have a dull mind. Now get that shoe box full of Rodox and razzle mags emptied and fill it with gucci medical kit.
 
#19
Prefixes of locations in theatre seem to change like the faecal incrusted Afghan wind.
 

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