Just got off the SATPHONE to Chief Chip. He's in tatters, literally. Urgently in need of Wart cream and Head and Shoulders. He can't get it through the system as he would be downgraded due to his proximity to fresh rations. So rather than create a storm in a tray of beans, can we just send him some medication? Red Cross parcels to, The Chief Chip, The Cookhouse, FOB Bastion, Kandahar, Afghanistan. Strength in Unity. Cheers, Jake.