Chewbacca Arrested

From the Los Angeles Times.

Wookie and reputed smuggler and anti-Empire terrorist Chewbacca was handcuffed and placed in the rear of a Hollywood police cruiser last Friday. The police force was with him.

The Wookie got into an altercation with a tour guide and allegedly head-butted the guide.

The Wookie became incensed when the tour guide rebuked him for unnecessarily touching tourists and declared "Nobody tells this Wookie what to do!"

Superman saw the incident and contacted the authorities.

"The force arrests Chewbacca" by Andrew Blankstein and Bob Pool, Times Staff Writers. February 3, 2007,0,1452234.story?coll=la-home-local
crabtastic said:
Last year we had the treat of seeing Elmo from Sesame Street on the news, being bundled into a patrol car for the same thing.

Elmo's obviously on drugs, look at the size of his pupils