chew on this

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  1. Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk ...
    a) Innovative
    b) Preliminary
    c) Proliferation
    d) Cinnamon

    Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk ...
    a) Specificity
    b) British Constitution
    c) Passive-aggressive disorder
    d) Transubstantiate

    Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk ...
    Nope, no more booze for me.
    Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
    I'm not interested in fighting you.
    Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
    Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.
     
  2. Can't say half of them sober, never min p1ssed 8O
     
  3. Hooray for Stumpy

    8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  4. funny, having just read those out loud... i'm thinking exactly the same thing...
     
  5. Can't say half of them sober, never min p1ssed

    same here