Saw this on "Mock the Week" last night, suprised it hasn't appeared on here yet. It seems that geordie songstress and latter-day forces sweetheart "whoor Cheryl" has had a new pievce of artwork on her derriere Apparently her mum was less than impressed, saying ''You'll regret that when you're older.'' Along with one or two other things Cheryl regrets, like marrying a punchy footballer and claiming to be a singer. linky thong, sorry, thing. Yahoo!