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Cheryl Cole to divorce-Shock Horror

#4
i don't understand why the bookies don't make more fuss about how long "celeb" marriages are likely to last... although thinking of it, it's probably more predicatble than the odds of the titanic sinking........
 

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#5
oh, who fcuking cares? 'thick tart to divorce dim footballer'. I wish the silly cow would fcuk off and die, and stop banging on about fcuking shampoo when I'm trying to watch the telly. stupid bint.
 
#6
muhandis89 said:
Why is this news? Small Geordie girl splits from mixed heritage footballer.How is that news? Are either of them role models? I hope not!!
I actually can't stand her, yeh she's very good looking but she isn't acting herself on TV. Its all put on. She is rough as arrsehole from a council estate in Newcastle.

Shes got a criminal record for assault, yet she acts all sweet and innocent on national TV. So she certainly should't be a role model. Shes a pub singer who landed a singing career and a job because of her looks. Theres no natural talent.
 
#14
Wik, limp, leefless, becoz yuzza wurth it.

Hardly current affairs is it? Rather embarrassing though, being the only 'artist' to mime at the Brits - so bad in fact she looked like that guy off Police Academy that does the martial arts film impressions.

She’s like Jade Goody and Jordan – you cannot get away from them wherever you go, whatever you read, whatever you watch. And here we all are, still talking about her…
 
#18
muhandis 89 said:
Why is this news? Small Geordie girl splits from mixed heritage footballer.How is that news? Are either of them role models? I hope not!!
Well i suppose some people can relate to what she is going through ,Their is only so much you can put up with in a relationship .
 

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