As much as I love her and want to feast on her rosebud anus I've been forced to choose and as a result cast her aside. I've always harboured a soft spot for Alesha Dixon and was a closet fan of celebrity come dancing when she was on it. Not for the gay dancing, but to see her strutting round in skimpies and gyrating. Sat at home, dosed up on manflu ointment and tablets she came on MTV with her new single. Kudos to her, I am the poorliest man on earth, but halfway through I was sporting a semi on...... by the end of the song I had a full compliment of blood rushing the the dome in my helmet.... I am too poorly and weak to give it a wrestle, but its made me wake up and realise that any chick capable of that is worthy of some love and affection. Isn't she lovely, I love her........ so spare me the hurtful 'I would' and 'She'd get it' You can have your turn when I've got bored of her and scarred her for life..... physically and mentally. I've invited her over for a go on my sex swing and for some Lancashire hotpot. If she lets me take photos, when its over and I don't love her anymore I'll post them here and on youporn. You can tell I like her, there is more snot like substance oozing from the end of my stem than there is my nose....... and I've got full blown, never been worse, poorly manflu.