Cheryl Cole axed from US X Factor

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  1. Cheryl was quoted,

    "You know, like, everything's really new for me, like, and quite scary, like, so it took me a long time to get, like, my head, like, around being asked, like."
     
  2. Don't think that's a reason for the convicted scouse no mark to return to the UK, we don't want her.
     
  3. I do. She's lovely.
     
  4. Isn't she a geordie??
     
  5. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Wah?

    10letters
     
  6. So the lodestone of your comedy is the Geordie habit of using 'like' as punctuation?
     
  7. Scouse, Geordie....all the same. :)
     
  8. Actually, no, it's a modern afflication of the short of brain.

    However, feeling a tad defensive over the similar Geordie affliction? ;-)
     
  9. You wanted to anyway. Go on, admit it.
     
  10. Stop trying to put words in my mouth ....... like. ;-)
     
  11. You could also pepper your speech with words such as 'fettle', 'bonny' and 'hinny'.
     
  12. Recent conviction for violence..........No Green Card. Simple really.


    VH
     
  13. An assessment on the good lady herself?
     
  14. Yes, can't sing either, I have heard her without her 'electronic voice adjustments' sounds like a wailing cat

    VH
     
  15. I'd happily shoehorn myself into her bunghole.
     
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