I'd give her a night of unbridled deviency to give her a child.
Not that I find her anything but bland yet repellent, but after that experience she'll fade into obscurity and spend her time sat in the corner, in a foetal position swatting at flies that aren't there and sobbing.
Esspecially when she later discovers I've had the snip and it was all for nought.
Cheryl is crying. She is sitting in the middle of a London restaurant pushing a napkin into the corners of her eyes in an attempt to stop the tears falling.
The singer (who now goes by her first name only, following her second divorce), has been telling me how completely she has changed since giving birth to her son, Bear, who is now two. We’ve been talking about everything from her relationship with Bear’s dad, One Direction singer Liam Payne, to her weekly therapy sessions.
Cheryl: ‘I want more children - but you don't need a man to have a baby’
Well, as male, adult, slebritees, and toy boys aren't working for you either, best try, https:/www.oktesttube.com, but be warned that there will be male semen involved in the process, so perhaps you should have paid more attention during biology lessons at school.